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Germany’s Favorite Meme? Pretending One Of Their Cities Doesn’t Exist The funniest thing to come out of Germany since slightly suggestive sausages. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 16, 2021
Steampunk Cosplayers Are Keeping British Heritage Towns Alive Put on three pairs of goggles and travel to the birthplace of Victorianism. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 15, 2021
The Funny Arrangement Of The 'Starship Troopers' Shower Scene Stark-stripped Troopers. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 14, 2021
The Beatles' Forgotten Punk Rock Origin Story It's been a hard day's night and I've been working like a meth head. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 13, 2021
4 Bonkers Secret Military Operations (That Failed Horribly) Propelling warfare into the future one bad sci-fi plot at a time. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 13, 2021
Why Was The 90s So Obsessed With Swing? Right between grunge and nu-metal, there was a time when swing swung in. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 12, 2021
Soviet 'Lord Of The Rings' Is A Psychedelic Brain Melt In Soviet Middle Earth, axe has you. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 09, 2021
Heresy! The Ancient 'Space Jam' Site Has Been Defiled They paved paradise and put up a TV spot. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 06, 2021
The Perfect 'Game Of Thrones' Stage Play Already Exists A Song of Fire, Ice, and Rasta Targaryens. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 05, 2021
4 Modern Medical Manuals With Insane AF Illustrations Study the medicine with pin-up centerfolds and alien genitals. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 04, 2021
The Terrible Raunch Comedy That Spawned NoFap Getting a grip on masturbation haters. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 02, 2021
Wow, Hollywood Really Sucks At Making Good Movie Husbands Behind every great woman stands a man who can't understand why he has no lines in this scene. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 30, 2021
Do You Like Sax Music? Bigfoot Sure Does Let the Saxsquatch abduct you with his mellow sax grooves. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 29, 2021
Move over 'Romeo + Juliet,' It's time for Avengers + Shakespeare Now is the Winter Soldier of our discontent. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 26, 2021
Why Are Academics Obsessed With Dissecting 'Alien?' Get your Ph.D from the prestigious Prometheus School of Running Away From Things. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 23, 2021
Gamers Are Enjoying A Regular, Explosion Free Life In ... 'Grand Theft Auto?' Heisting 9-To-5, what a way to make a living. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 22, 2021
6 Bonkers Monarchies ... That Are Still Around Today Royal families are royally weird ... Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 21, 2021
Who Won The Cola Wars? This Daffy Dystopian Dr. Pepper Commercial Welcome to the Taste Test Thunderdome. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 19, 2021
Uh ... The Beatles Concerts Were Pretty Terrible I want to hold your ha--I SAID I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND! Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 16, 2021
Why Are Comedies Obsessed With '90s Music? Don’t know how to close your movie? I hear the Backstreet Boys are pretty cheap these days. Authors By Cedric Voets Published March 15, 2021
