Cedric Voets
Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
Sonic's Greatest Soundtracks Were Ripped From Famous Pop Songs
Using Prince to help get you some Tails.
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Is Courtney Love A Racist?
An awkward reminder that Courtney Love has bad opinions on minorities.
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Why Movie Franchises Have Such Confusing Titles: Origins
Or, How Hollywood learned to stop worrying and love the colon.
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Animators Once Threatened Walt Disney With A Guillotine
Let the Goofy class oppress the Pluto class no more!
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How IKEA Has Become A Hide And Seek Battleground
It was supposed to be a one-time thing, but for IKEA it spawned a trend that quickly got out of hand.
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On TikTok, Professional Piranhas Have A Platform To Show Off
Tell me you’re morally bankrupt without telling me you’re morally bankrupt.
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'New York Times' Wants You To Stop Chilling With Your Loser Friends
Reinvigorate your 2021 social life by becoming a low-grade sociopath.
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Forget Tom Cruise; Steven Seagal Is The King Of Weird Movie Running
Hard to Kill (Unless You Make Him Jog A Half Mile).
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4 Toilet Habits From Around The World (That Will Surprise The Average American)
Like Kit Kat flavors, there is an entire universe of different toilets designs out there.
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That Time Marvel Dropped A Bunch Of (Bad) Rock Albums
Rock out with your Thing out.
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The Mullet Is Coming Back (And With It A Revolution)
Business in the front, parity in the back.
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'Army Of The Dead' Keeps Threatening Us With A Good Time
All brains, no bite.
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Want To Learn How To Make It In The Video Game Industry? Play 'Dark Souls'
Git gud (at managing expectations and learning to navigate hostile work environments).
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Reminder: Your Brain Is Lying; All Skittles Taste The Same
What is the secret of Skittles Lime?
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Every 'Beast' Costume Is A Hot Pile Of Garbage
Mirror mirror on the wall, which is the least dorkass-looking Beast of them all?
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'Call Of Duty' Really Doesn’t Understand ‘80s Action Movies
Press F to pay no respect to the classics.
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There Was Once A Huge Empire Outside Of St. Louis, MO (And Schools Barely Teach It)
What if we told you that North America's Rome was down the street from the Cardinals' stadium?
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A Canadian Federal 'X-Men' Study Turns Into The Kinkiest Deep Dive
How can you write 185 comic book issues with only one hand?
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'Star Trek's Best Captain Is ... Scotty?
Sir! Beam me up Scotty, Sir!
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Making It As A Comic Artist For Marvel/DC Feels Impossible
You’d earn more money opening the door to the Marvel offices than walking through them.
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