Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear. For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
Sonic's Greatest Soundtracks Were Ripped From Famous Pop Songs Using Prince to help get you some Tails. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 30, 2021
Is Courtney Love A Racist? An awkward reminder that Courtney Love has bad opinions on minorities. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 29, 2021
Why Movie Franchises Have Such Confusing Titles: Origins Or, How Hollywood learned to stop worrying and love the colon. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 25, 2021
Animators Once Threatened Walt Disney With A Guillotine Let the Goofy class oppress the Pluto class no more! Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 24, 2021
How IKEA Has Become A Hide And Seek Battleground It was supposed to be a one-time thing, but for IKEA it spawned a trend that quickly got out of hand. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 22, 2021
On TikTok, Professional Piranhas Have A Platform To Show Off Tell me you’re morally bankrupt without telling me you’re morally bankrupt. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 21, 2021
'New York Times' Wants You To Stop Chilling With Your Loser Friends Reinvigorate your 2021 social life by becoming a low-grade sociopath. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 16, 2021
Forget Tom Cruise; Steven Seagal Is The King Of Weird Movie Running Hard to Kill (Unless You Make Him Jog A Half Mile). Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 14, 2021
4 Toilet Habits From Around The World (That Will Surprise The Average American) Like Kit Kat flavors, there is an entire universe of different toilets designs out there. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 11, 2021
That Time Marvel Dropped A Bunch Of (Bad) Rock Albums Rock out with your Thing out. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 08, 2021
The Mullet Is Coming Back (And With It A Revolution) Business in the front, parity in the back. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 07, 2021
'Army Of The Dead' Keeps Threatening Us With A Good Time All brains, no bite. Authors By Cedric Voets Published June 01, 2021
Want To Learn How To Make It In The Video Game Industry? Play 'Dark Souls' Git gud (at managing expectations and learning to navigate hostile work environments). Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 27, 2021
Reminder: Your Brain Is Lying; All Skittles Taste The Same What is the secret of Skittles Lime? Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 25, 2021
Every 'Beast' Costume Is A Hot Pile Of Garbage Mirror mirror on the wall, which is the least dorkass-looking Beast of them all? Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 24, 2021
'Call Of Duty' Really Doesn’t Understand ‘80s Action Movies Press F to pay no respect to the classics. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 21, 2021
There Was Once A Huge Empire Outside Of St. Louis, MO (And Schools Barely Teach It) What if we told you that North America's Rome was down the street from the Cardinals' stadium? Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 21, 2021
A Canadian Federal 'X-Men' Study Turns Into The Kinkiest Deep Dive How can you write 185 comic book issues with only one hand? Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 20, 2021
'Star Trek's Best Captain Is ... Scotty? Sir! Beam me up Scotty, Sir! Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 19, 2021
Making It As A Comic Artist For Marvel/DC Feels Impossible You’d earn more money opening the door to the Marvel offices than walking through them. Authors By Cedric Voets Published May 18, 2021
