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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28) Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published June 28, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21) The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published June 21, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14) The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published June 14, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/7) The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published June 07, 2016
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31) The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life. Authors By Ted E., Scott Laffey Published May 31, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/24) Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published May 24, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17) The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published May 17, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10) The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published May 10, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3) The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published May 03, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26) Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published April 26, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19) Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published April 19, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12) The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published April 12, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5) The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published April 05, 2016
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29) The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published March 29, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22) The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note. Authors By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published March 22, 2016
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15) The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.' Authors By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published March 15, 2016
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8) The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified. Authors By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published March 08, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/1) The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show. Authors By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey Published March 01, 2016
