Scott Laffey
Story summarizer and macro maker.
If you're here because you agree or disagree with something I wrote, I've done my job.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28)
Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21)
The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)
The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/7)
The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)
The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.
- Authors
- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
- Published
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/24)
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)
The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)
The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3)
The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)
Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)
Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)
The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)
The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)
The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'
- Authors
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8)
The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified.
- Authors
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/1)
The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show.
- Authors
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published