The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)

The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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