The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Hulk Hogan was awarded $140 million in his privacy lawsuit against Gawker. The retired wrestler sued Gawker for refusing to remove a sex tape clip fea

Source: NBC News

A DJ WAS FINED FOR PLAYING N.W.A'S fUCK THA POLICE at a most inappropriate time. DJ Boogy, whose given name is Kashawn Harris, was working at a Westfi

Source: Mass Live

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)

DONALD HILLARY AND TRUMP CLINTON ARE STILL DOMINATING THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES. Clinton swept the most recent Democratic primaries

Source: CNN, CNN

A German shepherd-husky named Luna was unfortunately PRESUMED DROWNED AT SEA after she went missing from a fishing boat off the coast of San Diego OVE

Source: The Verge

An American student was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in North Korea for STEALING A POSTER. Otto Warmbier was on a tour of Pyongyang when he all

Source: NPR, CNN

PROTESTS ARE ERUPTING ACROSS BRAZIL OVER A CORRUPTION SCANDAL. ORD The unrest stems from the potential involvement of President Dilma Rousseff and her

Source: BBC

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)

Source: L.A. Times

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)

fludubai FLIGHT FZ981, a Boeing 737, CRASHED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO LAND at Russia's Rostov-on-Dor airport during bad weather... 000o TRAGICALLY, KILLING

Source: CNN

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