Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

THE CIA ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED A 6, 700-PAGE TORTURE REPORT that contained details of the agency's controversial interrogation techniques. The inspect

Source: Screen Rant

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APVENTURES- NBABYSITTING 28-YEAR-OLD RACHEL EINSPAHR IS ACCUSED OF ROBBING A COLORADO BANK (VIA A NOTE AT THE ORIVE-THRU) WHILE THE CHILDREN SHE WAS B

Source: Denver Post

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Source: HitFix

Millions of salaried workers will no longer be exempt from OVERTIME PAY. The Obama administration announced the new labor regulation will take effect

NEW YORK COULD BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO BAN DECLAWING OF CATS. It's already banned in many countries, incuding Australia and Britain, as well as in s

Source: ABC 15

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Source: Uproxx

117 million 9806 81388662 9045 Linkedin 188411 5 passwords were leaked online. The passwords are part of a 2012 data hack. A hacker is trying to sell

Source: Tech Crunch

Amina Ali Nkeki, one of the students from the 2014 CHIBOK SCHOOLGIRLS KIDNAPPING IN NIGERIA, has been found. Amina was found with a 4- month-old infan

Source: BBC

Actor Alan Young passed away at age 96. Young enjoyed a lengthy career spanning radio, television, and film. He was best known for his role as Wilbur

Source: CNN

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