Source: The Independent
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: New York Times
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.