The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

WERE RESCUED 3 CASTAWAYS SAW AIRCRAFT AFTER A NAVY HELP IN WRITTEN PALM LEAVES ON A BEACH. the Coast Guard in the The Navy P-8 aircraft was assisting

Source: WCNC

IRMA BULE, a 29-year-old Indonesian Dangdut- folk (pop) singer... WAS BITTEN BY A COBRA THAT WAS PART OF HER PERFORMANCE. Incredibly, she kept singing

Source: SBS.com

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)

Source: The Verge

Marvel Studios has confirmed that their heroes will appeaR in Sony's Spider-Man reboot. While studio President Kevin Feige did not specify which chara

Source: Collider

Tickets aren't selling for the Summer olympics in Rio. Only about half of the event tickets have been sold with the games just four months away. Many

Source: CNN

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)

Source: CNN

MERLE HAGGARD HAS DIED AT AGE 79. The country music legend passed on his birthday after a fight with pneumonia. The influential Haggard had 39 number

Source: CNN

JON STEWART adopted FRANKLEE, THE RUNAWAYI BULL THAT ESCAPED FROM A SLAUGHTERHOUSE IN NEW YORK CITY, BEFORE BEING CAPTURED AT NEARBY YORK COLLEGE. Fra

Source: ABC15

George Mason University's law school was renamed the Antonin Scalia School of Law to honor the late Supreme Court justice. UNTIL... The internet was q

Source: NPR

RICHARD Virgin BRANSON'S america, known and ranked as America's favorite airline, IS BEING SOLD TO Alaska AIRLINES FOR $2.6 BILLION. AIthough, he isn

Source: Vanity Fair

HIDDEN MONEY SECRETS WERE EXPOSED IN A MASSIVE LEAK OF DOCUMENTS DUBBED THE PANAMA PAPERS. The documents from Mossack Fonseca show that the Panama law

Source: CNN

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