The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same goddamned fucking thing happen every other day. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

THE VOICE CONTESTANT CHRISTINA GRIMMIE DIED IN A SHOOTING FRIDAY NIGHT. The singer was attacked while signing autographs following a performance at a

Source: Deadline

THE SHIELD ACTOR MICHAEL JACE RECEIVED 40 YEARS IN PRISON FOR THE MURDER OF HIS WIFE. The 53-year-old actor admitted to shooting his wife, April Jace,

Source: Variety

AN ALLIGATOR IN LAKE HUNTER, FLORIDA, WAS SEEN CARRYING THE BODY OF AN UNIDENTIFIED MALE IN ITS MOUTH. The gator, which they will attempt to trap, eve

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)

The planned MALLRRTS sequel will now be a series. Kevin Smith revealed that plans for a theatrical film were stalled with Universal, the studio that o

Source: ScreenCrush

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Source: WTKR

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Source: NBC News

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HILLARY CLINTON WON THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES IN BOTH CALIFORNIA AND NEW JERSEY, SUBSEQUENTLY CLINCHING THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION... allowing her to

Source: CNN

A California judge sparked national outrage when he sentenced a student to JUST SIX MONTHS FOR THE SEXUAL ASSAULT OF AN UNCONSCIOUS WOMAN. Stanford Un

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