The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)

The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same goddamned fucking thing happen every other day. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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Source: CNN