The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

A Maryland police officer was among seven arrested in an UNDERCOVER SEX PREDATOR STING. Montgomery County police officer Christopher Dunkes is accused

Source: WTOP

LIL WAYNE'S PRIVATE JET WAS FORCED TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA, AFTER HE SUFFERED A SEIZURE DURING A FLIGHT TO CALIFORNIA. brtmeos

2016 IS ON TRACK TO BE A HISTORICALLY BAD YEAR FOR HOLLYWOOD WITH THE FEWEST TICKETS SOLD PER PERSON SINCE THE 1920s. Most likely due to an oversatura

A FEDERAL COURT BACKED RULES TREATING INTERNET ACCESS AS A UTILITY. The United States Court of Appeals upheld the Federal I Communications Commission'

THE HOME OF ACTOR KEVIN HART WAS ROBBED OF $500,000 WORTH OF JEWELRY, WATCHES, AND CLOTHES WHILE HE AND HIS FAMILY WERE IN MIAMI. His house, which is

Source: People

Leonardo DiCaprio will testify in a Wolf of Wall Street defamation lawsuit. A judge ruled that the actor can be questioned in the $15 million case bro

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21)

Source: NBC4i

41-year-old JO COX, a member of Britain's Labour Party and wife and mother of two young children... DIED TRAGICALLY AFTER BEING SHOT AND STABBED follo

Microsoft HAS ANNOUNCED ITS INTENT TO PURCHASE Linked in FOR $26.2 BILLION WITH PLANS TO INTEGRATE IT INTO E3 Microsoft Office 365 AND Microsoft Dynam

A FORMER AUSCHWITZ GUARD WAS SENTENCED TO 5 YEARS FOR COMPLICITY IN 170,000 MURDERS. A German court convicted Reinhold Hanning, saying that he was aw

Source: DW

CONNECTICUTI DEMOCRATIC SENATOR CHRIS MURPHY SPEARHEADED A 15-HOUR FILIBUSTER THAT PROMPTED REPUBLICANSTO AGREE TO ALLOW A VOTE ON GUN-CONTROL LEGISLA

POLICE ARRESTED A MAN WHOM THEY BELIEVE WAS ABOUT TO ATTACK A GAY PRIDE PARADE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA. erles Gisten Hrchtst FBI 20-year-old Jam

Source: ABC News

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