The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28)

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28)

Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Man steals gun to shoot Donald Trump in Vegas

Porn allegedly found in 2003 Michael Jackson investigation

Man opens fire in German theater

Source: CNN

Bryan Cranston to play Zordon

Marco Rubio will seek reelection

Led Zeppelin did not plagiarize Stairway to Heaven

Supreme Court failed to approve Obama immigration plan

30 injured walking on hot coals at Tony Robbins event

United Kingdom voted to leave European Union

Source: CNN

Results of the Brexit vote

Lightning strikes kill 120 in India

Source: CNN

Apple to pay customers in ebook fixing settlement

West Virginia flooding the worst in a century

Source: CNN

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