Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Man steals gun to shoot Donald Trump in Vegas

Source: Vanity Fair

Man opens fire in German theater

Source: CNN

Bryan Cranston to play Zordon

Marco Rubio will seek reelection

Led Zeppelin did not plagiarize Stairway to Heaven

Supreme Court failed to approve Obama immigration plan

Source: NBC News

30 injured walking on hot coals at Tony Robbins event

Source: Yahoo News

United Kingdom voted to leave European Union

Source: CNN

Results of the Brexit vote

Source: BBC News

Lightning strikes kill 120 in India

Source: CNN

Apple to pay customers in ebook fixing settlement

Source: News.com.au

West Virginia flooding the worst in a century

Source: CNN

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