Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

STEPHEN HAWKING, MARK ZUCKERBERG, and Russian billionaire YURI MILNER are teaming up to create BREAKTHROUGH STARSHOT, a $100 million philanthropic in

Source: ABC News

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

Source: NBC News

MAREP, 60 MINUTES FOUR MEMBERS OF AN AUSTRALIAN 60 MINUTES CREW WERE ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED CHILD ABDUCTION IN BEIRUT, LEBANON, while participating in

Source: ABC.net.au

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

Source: Variety

LEDZIPPELIN WILL FACE CHARGES OF PLAGIARISM FOR ALLEGEDLY STEALING THE OPENING CHORDS OF THE SONG STAIRWAY LO HEAVEN FROM THE SONG GTAURUS9 BY SPIRIT.

Source: Vulture

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER WAS FOUND BY A ROBOT! INSANE THINGS WEEKLY An autonomous underwater drone used in an expedition to search for the famous monster

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

Source: ESPN

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

Source: ABC News

Over 30,000 Verizon Wireless employees walked off the job over a contract dispute. The Communications Workers of America called the strike after vorfz

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

Source: India Times

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