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Mission mocha grande.
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Scott Laffey
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: CNN, The Guardian
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