The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
Sometimes our big, dumb brains are just flat-out wrong.