The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: CBS News
Source: USA Today
Source: NBC News