Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/29/17)
Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/15/17)
Some weeks it's like the news outlets are run by minions and Toy Story aliens.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/8/17)
Some weeks it's like the news is bees and you're Nic Cage.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/1/17)
Some days the news reads like a cryptic note you wrote to yourself in the middle of the night.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/25/17)
Sometimes the news is like a car alarm in a parking garage.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/18/17)
The news outlets are like infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, but without all the Shakespeare.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/11/17)
Some weeks the news comes at you like a wrestler with a folding chair.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/4/17)
Look, we get it. You'd rather go through a full TSA screening than keep up with the news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/27/17)
Some weeks the news plays like an episode of 'Lost' -- and not that first season where it sorta made sense.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/20/17)
The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/13/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to excavate Tanis with a teacup.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/6/17)
Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/23/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/16/17)
The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/9/17)
The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/2/17)
Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/25/17)
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/18/17)
Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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