Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you. No reasonable person can be expected to stay on top of every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner nearing deals to play Pumba and Timon in Lion King

Marvel movie universe may reset after Avengers 4

Chobani Yogurt sues Alex Jones over false story claims

World War Z sequel coming from Brad Pitt and David Fincher

Taiwanese hiker found alive after seven weeks missing

Acclaimed Director Jonathan Demme Dies

Unbreakable and Split sequel Glass coming from M. Night Shyamalan

Frozen hashbrowns recalled due to golf balls possibly being mixed in during harvest

Disney announces release date for films. Avatar sequel postponed

Astronaut Peggy Wilson sets record for longest time in space with 534 days

Wikipedia co-founder announces plans for Wiki Tribune news site to combat fake news and advertiser influence

Air Marshall accidentally leaves gun in airplane bathroom

Founder of Red Pill sub-reddit found to be a NH lawmaker

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