The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we'll be here throughout the week to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Man arrested for posting pirate copy of Deadpool on Facebook. Dumb & Dumber To rights maybe seized after allegations of illegal money funding film

Minnesota officer found not guilty of shooting death of Philando Castile

Kansas inmate released after doppleganger found

Mylan under criticism for paying former CEO $98 million following 400% price increase on EpiPens

Court strikes down Trump travel ban again, using his tweets as reference

Man targeting GOP lawmakers opens fire on Congressional baseball team practice striking 4

Amazon to buy Whole Foods for $13.7 billion

Teen found guilty of involuntary manslaughter after convincing another teen to commit suicide

Teresa May to push forward with internet censorship and regulation in UK

Bill Cosby trial declared mistrial. New trial to be scheduled.

Anti-Kremlin protests sweep across Russia

Judge rules neo-nazi found with explosives and guns not a threat

Contestant of yet-to-air America's Got Talent episode killed in car crash

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