Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken. No reasonable person can be expected to stay on top of every update while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

James Gunn set to write and direct Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3

Alex Jones claims hosting Infowars is performance art in custody hearing

X-Files revival to continue with 10 more episodes

Man sues Grindr after 1100 men show up to his home and work as part of ex's revenge plan

Former NFL player Aaron Hernandez commits suicide in prison cell

Gunman kills police officer, wounds two others, in Paris

Bill O'Reilly dropped by Fox News

North Korean missile test fails; they vow to continue weekly tests. Mike Pence visits DMZ border.

Fate Of The Furious has largest worldwide box-office opening ever

Facebook Killer commits suicide ending police manhunt

United Airlines will no longer remove passengers once boarded. Delta to offer up to $10,000 re-reimbursement

12 dead during mass anti-government protests in Venezuela

Russian Supreme Court bans Jehovah's Witnesses

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