The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze. No reasonable person can be expected to get through the constant barrage of headlines while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Deadpool animated series from Donald Glover headed to FXX

Bill Clinton is writing a Presidential thriller book with James Paterson

EPA may replace half of scientific counselors with industry insiders

Nicki Minaj pays college tuition of several Twitter followers

Cost of San Francisco living so high $105,350 family of four qualify for subsidized housing

US NSA believe Russian hackers behind France election leaks

Hellboy reboot with Stranger Things David Harbour greenlit

WGA backs Stephen Cobert against FCC for Trump and Putin joke

France passes law banning unhealthy thin models and notice of manipulated model photos

Donald Trump fires FBI head James Comey

South Carolina bus driver hero after saving 56 children before bus bursts in flames

Irish court investigates Stephen Fry for blasphemy

New York is suing Time Warner Cable for slow internet speeds

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