Some weeks the news comes at you like a wrestler with a folding chair. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

KANYE IS LEAVING TIDAL OVER A MONEY DISPUTE WITH JAY-Z. Sources said West is ending their exclusivity deal after alleging that Tidal owes the artist a

Source: VentureBeat

CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS SPOTTED VACATIONING ON A BEACH HE HAD SHUT DOWN OVER A BUDGET DISPUTE. The New Jersey governor. and his family were seen on the bea

Researchers at 666 Imperial College SCIENTIAL London SCIENTIAZ TUTAMEN IMPERIl DECUS HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE PREPARING A POTENTIAL TREATMENT FOR

ANOTHER FOX NEWS EXECUTIVE HAS BEEN FIRED AMID SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES. Jamie Horowitz, president of national networks for Fox Sports, has been oust

Source: Variety

THE FERTILITY RATE IN THE U.S. FELL TO AN ALLTIME LOW OF JUST 62 BIRTHS PER 1,000 WOMEN IN 2016. Although fertility rates actually increased slightly

A GANG FIGHT IN AN ACAPULCO PRISON LEFT 28 INMATES DEAD. Authorities discovered the bodies, including several beheadings, in the prison's maximum secu

THE NEXT IPHONE WILL LIKELY UNLOCK BY SCANNING YOUR FACE. for the redesigned phone that's set to launch in the fall, Apple is currently testing a new

Source: Bloomberg

44 STATES HAVE D A REFUSED TO PROVIDE INFORMATION TO WISCONSIN TRUMP'S VOTER FRAUD PANEL LINO1S The panel was formed to investigate Donald Trump's uns

Source: Reuters

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/11/17)

A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THAT facebook CAN STILL TRACK ITS USERS AFTER THEY LOG OUT. U.S. district judge Edward Davila dismissed a lawsuit alleging the c

FRANCE HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL BAN THE SALE OF ALL GASOLINE-FUELED CARS BY 2040. GHHH Lower-income households will receive a subsidy in order-to sw

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/11/17)

Chinese gaming giant Tencent ASI is restricting kids' playtime of its most popular game. Each account will be limited to an hour of play a day to ens

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