The news outlets are like infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, but without all the Shakespeare. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: The Los Angeles Times
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.