The news outlets are like infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, but without all the Shakespeare. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: The Los Angeles Times
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History is full of horribly depressing moments.
Behind every great man is a great mind they ripped off.