Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Tom Hardy to star in Venom movie

Former FBI chief Robert Mueller to investigate Trump Russia campaign ties

New Pirates Of The Caribbean movie being held ransom by hackers

Tiny uninhabited island most polluted place on Earth

Source: NBC News

Ohio police officer accidental ODs on fentanyl after raid

Source: Yahoo

Actor Powers Boothe dead at age 68

Source: CNN

Roseanne TV revival in works

Source: E! Online

Bodyguard for Turkish President attacks protester in Washington D.C.

Lyft and Google team up to create self-driving car share

Colorado man mistakenly released from prison, then returned, re-released by judge

Source: CNN

Fox News founder Roger Ailes dies at 77

Source: CNBC

George R.R. Martin confirms involvement with multiple Game Of Thrones spin-off shows

Supreme Court upholds repeal of North Carolina voter I.D. law

Source: CNBC

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