Look, we get it. You'd rather go through a full TSA screening than keep up with the news. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/4/17)

Source: NBC News

SONY adbude ANNOUNCED PLANS TO PRODUCE VINYL RECORDS AGAIN AFTER THREE DECADES. it will said The company records pressing start amid next year in agai

FACEBOOK IS PLANNING ON MAKING SCRIPTED TV SHOWS. The social media giant is currently in talks with Hollywood studios and agencies about adding origin

GOOGLE WAS FINED $2.7 BILLION IN EUROPE. The European Commission ruled that the company illegally favored its own shopping service in search results f

Source: BBC

THE SENATE VOTE ON HEALTH CARE REFORM HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL AFTER THE JULY FOURTH RECESS. CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE COST ESTIMATE June 26. 2017 H.R

Source: CNN

MICHAEL NYQVIST, BEST KNOWN FOR HIS ROLES IN THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- GHOST PROTOCOL, AND JOHN WICK, DIED FROM LUNG CANCE

Source: Variety

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/4/17)

Source: WDRB

IRAQI FORCES TOOK BACK THE AL-NURI MOSQUE IN MOSUL. Iraqi officials said the capture symbolized the end to ISIS' self-proclaimed state. The extremist

PHILANDO CASTILE'S FAMILY WILL RECEIVE A $3 MILLION SETTLEMENT FOR HIS DEATH. Philando Castile was shot and killed by a police officer during a traffi

Source: NBC News

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/4/17)

Sources: CNN, AOL

THE SUPREME COURT WILL HEAR A SAMESEXWEDDINGO CAKE CASE, The case involves a Colorado bakery that refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding, citing rel

LUCASFILM BROUGHT ON AN ACTING COACH TO WORK WITH THE STAR OF THE HAN SOLO MOVIE. Amidst tension with the (now-fired) directors of the movie, Lucasfil

THE SUPREME COURT HAS ALLOWED TRUMP'S TRAVEL BAN APPEAL TO GO THROUGH. The unanimous decision allows the Trump administration to appeal the lower cour

Source: NBC News

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