Source: The Clevland Plain Dealer
Look, we get it. You'd rather go through a full TSA screening than keep up with the news. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.