Keeping up with the news is like trying to excavate Tanis with a teacup. It's gritty as hell and you're probably digging in the wrong place, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

James Comey testified before Senate Intelligence Comity

Apple to add Do not disturb while driving option to mobile devices

Source: CNN Money

Bill Cosby rape trial begins

Source: AOL

Price hike causes drop in Disney theme park attendance

Cowboy Bebop live action TV show in works

Source: Variety

Gunman kills himself and five others in Orlando work place shooting

Source: CNN

Uber fires 20 people over harassment charges

Source: NBC News

NSA contractor named Reality Winner charged with leaking government documents to journalists

Overdose leading cause of death of Americans under 50

Source: CBS News

Firefighters rescue second floor apartment residents after stairway removed

Source: WSB TV

Trump official calls order a travel ban in tweets that could damage his Supreme Court case

UK's conservative party loses majority in election

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