Source: The AV Club
Keeping up with the news is like trying to excavate Tanis with a teacup. It's gritty as hell and you're probably digging in the wrong place, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
These guys make the Joker look like a well-adjusted citizen.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.
The real video game villains are in the marketing department.