The 10 Best Craptions of the Year
We have a dirty little secret. It's called the Craptions contest, and it offers daily proof that our readers are just as funny as we are ... sometimes funnier. Here are the 10 Craptions you've come up with since October that we don't want our boss to read.
As Blastubus, Child-God of Assassins, prepares his sniper rifle Sean-Luc describes the size hole he wants in his dad's chest.
Unfortunately, all the money was spent on the time machine's anti-matter engines, thus leaving the engineers to hire one of their grandmothers to fashion a wicker basket hull.
Just this morning, Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.
This really is the fastest way to cross the Atlantic-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Months of grueling research work found that Spider-Man's best form of disguise would be to wear a Spidey mask.
Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craiglist again.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!