Craptions

Oct 14th, 2007

Pinceke

Another day in the life of a Jehovah's witness.

tonyk

OH MY GOD! THAT HAT, IS FUCKING, AWESOME!

mmpl

And yet another fatty got suckered into a fight by B.B.Kiddo just so she can show off this neat little trick she knows.

MrPants

Frank could never figure out why his glory hole attracted less patrons than everyone else's.

swarbs

I'm sure I heard her mother say not to touch the antiques??...kids today eh! So anyway were was I, oh right yes, do I hear $1000 for this 1920's navy crew stress reliever?

Scotty Jamoka

this picture is so wrong, its right

awkwardsilence

At that very instant, Tweelde-Dum sprung from the alley and beat the child to death with his telescope.

2MuchTime

"Don't ask, don't tell"

MichaelSwaim

Though no longer a real threat to the city, the Michelin Monster from the end of Ghostbusters found some measure of fulfillment later in life by biting the hands off of naughty children.

DoctorX

"When Behind the Music returns: a look at Sylvester P. Smythe's life today, his relationship with Jesus, his job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and how his child-eating past still haunts him."

CDO

"...and then the damn bee flew into my mouth!"

lex

"Ooooooh!" Yes, that's what everyone says when they see my giant, mechanical, metallic, retractable penis!

thehangingbrain

After years of painstaking research, the scientists think that they discovered the answer to the age old question: What is considered too gay?

ninacf

what are you doing? I will eat you...

BladderBladder

"I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain, get in my belly!"

aceofspades762

The new extreme sport of "hang-biking" suffered an untimely end when all of its enthusiasts simultaneously plummeted to their deaths.

juggadore

She used the ol' King Hippo strategy to take him out.

caractacus

On the long road past the gates of Mordor, the smallest ones, the Hobbits, shall be the bravest of us all.

planB

Your fist must be a least this big to ride.

D-Nugget

Despite the success of Walk Hard, John C. Reilly had a hard time finding work after, resorting to popping out of doorways and scaring what little loose change would fall out of small children.

jamasian_man

YOU"RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

Jubba

Michael Jackson waits patiently within as another sacrifice is prepared.

AnxiousMcStabby

And so begins Jane's torrid and often confusing relationship with the local sea-fairing folk.

mlah4

After giving Ron jeremy a blow job, Cecil was never the same...

sinisterspider

where will you be when verbal diarrhea strikes?

Dalton_Beebe

....odd place for a sex doll?