Craptions

Oct 6th, 2007

Iluvatar

Studies show that four out of five indonesian children have dealt pot at one point or another.

richterscale

Being a roadie for a jug band is a bitch.

President Scroob

While Lil' Jepe knew his parents would be pleased that he had sold his younger sisters for such a price, there was now no one to help him bring the bounty home.

scotty

after a while plying the "we love katimari 2: trip to India" people started noticing the items weren't very distinct.

caractacus

Ironically for Dave, after investing all his cash, the fashion turned out to be for pastel colours this year.

Mugen

What ypu looking at ?! it's from armani !

Madbull

Roll your own damn Katamari, your highness!

Carnival Guy

Azim knew his cannabis addiction would one day come back to haunt him.

AllOverBodySpray

Finally, Khalid was forced to admit that the Ganges river might be too polluted for fishing.

mike

Hindus consider the jar a sacred animal, and thus they are allowed to roam free through the streets of India.

plan B

It was a good birthday, but he knew he would never get what he really wanted.

Doob

Novelty peddlers outside the snake charmers convention.

DanO

LSD + Pot = ...

Wyatt

C'mon. Marketting Urns to Homos almost pays itself off.

Elcritic

So many places to take a dump and poor Apu was constipated

mcf

Noone expected hidden cache of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" would be Skittles flavored.

youknow(maybeyoudont)

It's only because we use child labor in the manufactoring of the pots, that we can afford to put one filled with gold at the end of each and every rainbow for you to find. So when you see a rainbow, stop your effing liberal whining and start your eff

ts

Warning: balloons made in China are known to contain lead-based paint.

Czaacoba

Unaware that people in Delaware don't depend on rainwater for drinking, Prahbat waits eagerly for the monsoon that will never come.

JHyphenLuv

Pot grows in piles rather than plants

Ugly Bob

"Help! It's got me in its thin, spidery arms!"

destroyah

Attack Of The Molecules!

goTwoU

Haji was into big juggs.

wTHell

Amal realized Genies only come in lamps not jugs.

salesMoe

Congratulations you have been selected to receive two free colorful jugs.

mostpeople

In an inspiring example of the world maintaining harmony, one company's industrial cargo shipping disaster can become a little third world boy's first chance in weeks to avoid his nightly beatings.

Miggy

India's version of McDonald's Playhouse is not as appealing to their version of children.

Capt. Badonkadonk

Rajiv and the 1 man 200 jug band!

noooooo

All that pot, and not ONE bowl!

The Rake

"Nice jugs"

thewanderer

He liked...big jugs and he couldn't lie

PoorLilHinduBoy

Reason number 17 why reheated curry is a very bad idea.

John

David Wong sodomized that kid.

Timmy IV

"Lost" jumps the shark.

rikitybridge

I suggested a little more string to hold them, but what do I know.

DgY

For some reason, Achmal was bitterly disappointed in his Lotto Jackpot prize...

DDDD

This episode of Dr Who is based in India and includes Gay Daleks as the main theme.

Sancho

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