cheesemonster
Watching the trajectory of Barry Bonds' latest Home Run, even the most die hard Giants fan had trouble believing he wasn't just a little juiced.
cheesemonster
Richard begged the dolphins to take him with them, but it was too late. He could only watch in terror as the first Vogon missile spiraled it's way Earthward.
VladimirNikolai
Richard begged the dolphins to take them with him, but it was too late. He could only watch in terror as the first Vogon missile spiraled it's way Earthward.
castroguevara
After being left behind, Bob really regretted to have questioned the plausability of 'Waterworld'.
TChao
Three years after the Zombie War, Alan Parks had finally reached his destination, the middle of fucking nowhere.
Applebutter
Victory! Steven had finally conquered his fear of looking like a total douche bag. Thank you, L.L. Bean.
visijared
HEADLINE: American Forces Victorious After Al-Qaeda Navy Attempts Assault On Homeland
JEDA_88
Hollywood knew that we all love inspirational movies about people overcoming tremendous odds to accomplish something great. What they failed to realize was we don't give a damn about kayaking.
JEDA_88
What kind of person watches a space launch alone in the middle of shark-infested waters, in a object that makes him look like a seal or manatee to the finned predators below? This is where Darwinism gets funny.
Temperpedic
The green house gases had submerged the entire eastern coastline, but today was the day mankind struck back.
tomataus
Armed only with his double-edged light paddle and the Force, Darth Devious attempts to bring down a passing space cruiser to make his R&R a little more fulfilling.
Raziel
This really is the quickest way to cross the Atlantic, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!
Weaselface
Anguished, Half-Kayak Man shakes his fists at a world that has forgotten him.
Icebox
"Hey, assholes. I'm over here," Joe shouted as he waved his arms, hoping against hope that the rescue team would be able to spot him.
atkinsondave
Cursing the Heavens, Steve awaits the inevitable result of the fearsome douche in a kayak seeking missile.
Abraham86
And for the fourth consecutive year, Chuck Norris won the farthest jizz contest.
MostGlorious
Don't look now Gareth but i think that man behind you is trying to film your man boobs
ess
Having exhausted himself in a futile attempt to make chase in a borrowed Kayak, Ben could do nothing but make obscene gestures at the jerks who stole his Orbiter and Launch Vehicle.
NPJ
Roy's joy at the sight of a possible rescue plane turns to horror as the ICBM crashes into continental Europe, things just got a little bit worse for our hero.
Lizardking1726
Suddenly, Gary realized he had been hustled. The jet pilot was a lot faster than he was in their last race.
AlekB
"And, CUT!" The writers of LOST knew that this would fuck up the series, so they scrapped it.
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