Poom
This was a MUCH more graphic answer to the question: "where does Aquaman come from?" then little Tommy wanted.
Stretch
As Blastubus, Child-God of Assassins, prepares his sniper rifle; Sean-Luc describes the size hole he wants in his dad's chest
pizzamogul
Tommy calmly explained to the water spirit that he was not afraid, he'd seen his father naked and daddy's peepee was... this big.
drunknasasin
Timmy's dad misunderstood when he was asked to see ways of beating the "Heat".
MrPants
Most sports historians feel this statue is a rather poor interpretation of Lance Armstrong's 7th Tour-de-France victory.
Wrultizer
The giant baby knew it was a risk to play eletric guitar on the pillar barefoot but as he fell he was safe in the knowledge he had paid a small child to catch him!
lackofsoup
The young boy was trying so hard to understand why Professor Dumbledore's favorite statue was of a naked boy riding a Grindleylow.
Pancho
Using mostly grunts and exaggerated gestures, two young men attempt to communicate.
Plip
After that the townspeople decided to just go back to the original myth about King Arthur
pizzamogul
There was nothing Jean-Pierre hated more than giving stupid American tourists directions to the Eiffel Tower!
Glenn
Thus spake Brian "short-bus" Randall to the static thee-dimensional representation of Lucius the wan boy-child: "hi".
pizzamogul
As little Billy cried out in frustration, Mom and Dad could no longer ignore the obvious: EuroDisney Sucked!
Celestial_Gold
If I have to get off my ride over this I'm gonna shoot you in the face you little cunt....Ok, You asked for it.
swiss
Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's greatest secret--naked little boys.
swiss
Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's greatest secret--they love boys.
Monsster
The sunday morning gruesome result we all dread when eating too much Chinse hotsauce after a binge
Ixray4u
Only in France can an act like "flogging the dolphin" be turned into an inappropriate statue of pseudo-art...
castroguevara
"How DARE you approach me human child! I must now destroy you! RAAARRGH!!!"
castroguevara
Statue: "How DARE you approach me human child! I must now destroy you! RAAARRGH!!!" Kid: "Geeez...I'm sorry man, just calm down statue boy."
Ixray4u
Only in France can an inappropriate phrase like "flogging the dolphin" be turned into crappy pseudo-art.
JEDA_88
The famous statue honoring the Parisian boy who could literally pull it out of his ass.
dcnguy
Bobby, how many times do you need me to tell you? They're not weird, they're just French.
elcomputo
One of the more popular tourist sites in Paris is the Keith Richards Memorial Bridge over the Seine.
Shii
This was the last anyone ever saw of young Jacque before the Capri Crusher performed his gruesome work, atop his trusty steed, The Headless Fish-Thing.
shadowflower
Fish orgies.. And little Timmy can't do anything but watch the horror unfold in his face..
someguynamedkev
in America people eat eggs, and there are dog-catchers. in Vietnam people eat dogs, and there are egg catchers.
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