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    Avatar ZacDilone

    Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craig's List again.

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    Avatar scavanau

    Hippie soup

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    Avatar Bot1

    What is to come in Saw V

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    Avatar thehangingbrain

    Initially, Betty was turned off by Bucks's poo fetish. With a little love, understanding, and education she has come to embrace his bacchanalian lifestyle.

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    Avatar Briceh42

    Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties.

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    Avatar mmpl

    Soon after Christopher Paul Neil did the right thing by turning himself in, his guilty consience stopped bothering him and he had a lovely nights sleep at the bangkok hilton.

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    Avatar winkihed

    Greg and Sarah managed to stay awake just long enough to hear Morpheus give his speach...

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    Avatar cptpies

    Bukkake: The next level.

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    Avatar codespyder

    Recent renovations on the Sistine Chapel reveals Michaelangelo's theory of the "massive shit-stain orgy" of life.

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    Avatar hbl123

    DAMN,that was some good shit

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    Avatar Rat Boy

    Mary Magdaline asked for "a few moments with the courpse"...and the rest is all Davinci Code history

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    Avatar Rat Boy

    NoFrills has launched themselves into the Hotel business.....offering low low prices with none of the frills of staying at a regular hotel

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    Avatar swarbs

    Never mind dear, the next time we read golden showers, your happy place and Disney characters all in one post on a blog we'll know not to speed read anymore!

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    Avatar 7THSON

    "I don't know. Maybe we should've at least looked at the time share!"

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    Avatar Pinceke

    This is what you see when you put your sperm under a microscope...

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    Avatar DoctorX

    "The 'Free Pot' sign is working. Start up the backhoe!"

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    Avatar Lili-Chuck

    My god, how low is that guy's crotch?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Bmur

    "Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties." Is not funny

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    Avatar bassman

    In the aftermath of their middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins fell in!

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    Avatar bassman

    In the aftermath of there middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins home fell in!

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    Avatar caractacus

    Heinrich Himmler sighed. His commandants hadn't quite got the idea.

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    Avatar visijared

    "...and this, gentlemen, is a sample of Woody Allen's sperm..."

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    Avatar raziel4707

    Sure, the septic tank leaked, but it was really starting to feel like home...

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