Craptions

Nov 4th, 2007

SightblinderX

Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.

SightblinderX

Kathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.

coeruleus

Just this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.

JEDA_88

The turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."

papaskrobe

Beth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.

caractacus

Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.

trippytree

How PETA sees the world

deepkick

russian prostitutes are ugly and filthy. theres a turkey in this picture too

jonathanjoe10

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, O GOD THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

JewelsVern

He sized her up as she approached: 20ish, unattached, clean but not too stylish. A perfect catch for The Culture Vulture!

JEDA_88

Martha Stewart couldn't believe her eyes. Less than a minute after this picture was taken, she was stuffing her fist up the turkey's ass and pulling feathers out with her teeth.

BKS

Little did Alice know, in about 5 seconds, she would experience a turkey fucking like no other.

Poom

"DAAAAAMN, TURKEY, YOU IS FINE! I got some stuffing at home. You wanna get freaky?"

senorpablo

the low budget sequel to pretty woman just wasn't the same

bonnylaaad

Debbie froze when she realised she was witnessing Poultry In Motion.

pizzamogul

Liz had just been thinking how silly the whole premise behind "Ring Three" was when she looked up from the tape and to her horror saw the turkey...

yermom

I'm too sexy for my feathers, too sexy for my feathers, too sexy it hurts!

Spencer

As the first snapshots of Tim Burton's "The Birds" hit the press Alfred Hitchcock's corpse started doing about 45,000 rpm's.

Satanslilhelper

Coming Soon To a Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes: FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight!

7THSON

"There you are, you bad bird. C'mon with me. Its time to get dressed for dinner."

Satanslilhelper

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder, and Die Hard With A Vengeance, comes FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight! In theaters this Thanksgiving.

cheesemonster

Debbie picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

gangrenous

Jim henson's getting really good at this

cutsman3000

so the end is here....

KittyThePooka

Delma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.

jmartin

Cock Tease!

TheDudeAbides

Walk like an Egyptian

what2007

ha he's the cock of the walk

cababika799

Sally, what's that thing turkeys normally do before going on a killing spree? Sally???

kshipley

"Ay Yo, Gobble Freakin' Gobble." Guess that's what they mean by Italian Turkey...