Sancho
The shoppers walked by, unaware of the soulful, tender, duel to the death in their midst.
gello
Welcome to Elvis World where if you ain't in white pleather, you ain't nothing but a hound dog.
ts
The solo performance of "I Feel Good" was lackluster. The rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" had no sparkle. The duet of "Endless Love", however...
Steve
Habib's costume was superior but there was just something about Mark's complexion that tipped the scales in his favor.
stavros
It is common knowledge that most Elvis impersonation contests are judged not upon costumes or singing resemblance, but on how well waxed one's face is into a classic Elvis-grimace.
jewish joke
Indian actors misinterpret the name "Elvis"; they thought that actors had to be the size of an elf to qualify.
Moskau
In a shocking turn of events Las Vegas decided to "outsource" all there Elvis impersonators. Putting dozens of Fat American Elvis out of work.
J Random
In this parallel universe, trade shows do not have Booth Babes, they have Booth Elvises!
Rich
It's well known that Elvis' musical style was borrowed from black blues men, but it's less common knowledge that his fashion sense was cribbed from a tribe of pygmy Indians.
Ugly Bob
Guy on Left: "Oh God, that's one ugly kid! I can't even look!"
Guy on Right: "Eww!"
No shown: self-esteem being shattered.
gaius nihillus
Elvis found true immortality.Even though the original died off,his split personalities are still around
yellowperil
At the annual psychiatrists convention nobody gave them a second glance:they had seen it all before!
Crtl, Alt, Defeat
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
cookie
It's Alabama Elvis vs India Elvis in a duet that will leave you with unspeakable nightmares.
Earwig
And as the beautiful song of Thar'nath continued, passerby stopped and stared in awe. For, from the chest of a midget, a hairy God had been born. So begins our story.
smitty
Although her cookies were popular, Alexa Rae wasn't having too much success selling her Lifesize Elvis Impersonator statues.
SwissElvis
The woman walking in the middle of the Elvi has a face that launched a thousand spaceships.
mcf
Noone suspected she was a terrorist, let alone expected the furious anguish about to unfold with her satchel "Elvis Bomb".
damm
I feel that David Wong is milking us. We want to be on the front page of freaking pointlesswasteoftime.com at LEAST....WE made this site the funbag it is, snot-cock!! You ASSHOLE!
KoOkiE
after miguel farted, his collegue quickly showed him the way to the bathroom before passing out
skatty
the imposter elvis's plan worked perfectly, now noone could tell who to shoot, but wait, oh no a singing compitition!
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