27 Hit Songs As Understood by a 5-Year-Old
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#27 El_Vanja
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#26 kerbinsour
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#25 thomasbw
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#24 maas
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#23 Yukon-Cornelius
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#22 terlan
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#21 JoeFricke
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#20 JoeFricke
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#19 giconnor
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#18 TravisVasey
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#17 Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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#16 PeterBanning
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#15 moonshine5757
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#14 nichnich68
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#13 Dr. Strange
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#12 minutestapler
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#11 MBiggenson
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#10 Manx377
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#9 JustinFowler
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#8 iamfry
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#7 firesynth
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#6 fairfax
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#5 BadManiacs
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#4 MBiggenson
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#3 AgentCoop
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#2 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#1 Rohan Ramakrishnan
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no one else comment about what song is what after this, so people don't have to scroll all over the place for the answers
Reply27. Umbrella (Rihanna)
26. No Scrubs (TLC)
25. Mary Jane's Last Dance (Tom Petty)
24. Blowing in the Wind (Bob Dylan)
23. Superman that Hoe (Soulja Boy)
22. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (Beatles)
21. Free Bird (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
20. Heard it through the Grapevine (Marvin Gaye)
19. S&M (Rihanna)
18. Imma Be (Black eyed peas)
17. Poker Face (Lady Gaga)
16. Gangsta's Paradise (Coolio)
15. Aww Skeet Skeet (L'il Jon)
14. Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler)
13. Wild Thing (done by a bunch of people, best know version is by The Troggs)
12. Quit playing game with my heart (Backstreet Boys)
11. Welcome to the Jungle (Guns 'N Roses)
10. Stairway to heaven (Led Zeppelin)
9. California Girls (Katy Perry)
8. Dollhouse (Priscilla Renea)
7. Tik Tok (Ke$ha)
6. Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd)
5. I am the Walrus (Beatles)
4. f**k You (Cee-lo Green)
3. Paparazzi (Lady Gaga)
2. Monster Mash (Bobby Picket)
1. These boot were made for Walkin (Nancy Sinatra).
These are the right answers, so don't ask for what any entry is. if you need an explanation, check the lyrics of the song.
btw, cracked editor people, you should start putting answers next to entries
Thanks
Didn't get half of these....
Reply#1 was my favorite but I doubt your average five-year-old knows who the hell Christopher Walken is.
ReplyAm I th eonly one that understands almost none of these?
Replynope.
Nope. I got a couple but the rest are way over my head.
12) Quit Playing Games with my heart
ReplyFor those who don't get #24, leave it to us old farts. It's Bob Dylan's "the answer, my friend, is Blowin' In the Wind."
Reply27. Umbrella (Rhianna)
Reply Hide All See All 6 Replies26. No Scrubs (TLC)
25. Mary Jane's Last Dance (Tom Petty)
24.
23. Superman that Hoe (Soulja Boy)
22. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
21. Free Bird
20. Heard it through the Grape Vine
19. S & M
18. Imma Be (BEPs)
17. Poker Face (Gaga)
16. Imagine (Lennon)
15. Get Low (Lil John)
14. Space Bound (Eminem)
13. Wild Thang
12.
11. Welcome to the Jungle
10. Stairway to Heaven
9. California Gurls (Katy Perry)
8. Brick House
7. Tik Tok (Ke$ha)
6. The Wall
5. I'm the Walrus
4. F**K You (Ceelo Green)
3. Paparazzi (Gaga)
2. Monster Mash
1. These Boots were made for Walkin
That's the best I got. >.
12. Quit Playing Games with my Heart (BSB) & 24 I still don't understand haha
Sixteen is Gangster Paradise (Coolio), I think.
#24 is Bob Dylan: "The answer, my friends, is blowin' in the wind.
I think fourteen is "Total Eclipse of the Heart".
#6 is "Another Brick in the Wall"
14 is total eclipse of the heart.
I didn't get half of these, but I found the article awesome anyway, because if all context is removed from these images they're all just so bizarre they're funny.
Reply#23 Crank that Soldier Boy, and Superman that hoe, #21 Free bird, #13 I'm guessing Love to do the Wild thing. #3 Papa-ratsy.
ReplyCan't believe I didn't get Free Bird earlier
"Wild Thing...you make my heart sing..."
Silly "Cracked readers", don't you know that every last person reading should have to be able to not only recognise each song but also find it funny? How hard is it to appeal to the intelligence, musical knowledge and sense of humour of every person on the internet? You have shamed yourselves.
ReplyYes, because the first thing a kid is going to think of when listening to "These Boots" is Christopher Walken, I'm sure every kid knows who he is.
ReplyOverall one of the worst photoplasties ever, they just don't make sense.
26) What? “No Scrubs?” Is that even a song?
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replies25) Something about dancing with Mary Jane?
24) It’s… raining math?
23) Superman and the Taliban? What?
21) Animals for sale? Dammit, why don’t any of these make sense?
20) Uhh… the grapes are talking to you?
18) Okay, now this one doesn’t even…
16) …maybe “Shiny Happy People”?
14) I love the moon? Are these people high or what?
13) Yes. I’m pretty sure these people are indeed high.
8) ♪ She’s a brick! House! ♪
7) I’m a drunk seven-year-old brushing my teeth with Jack Daniels?
4) Scraggle-teeth black guy likes Atari?
2) Frankenstein: “Somebody help! A Werewolf is raping Dracula!”
1) I give up. These people are retarded or something.
I think #1 is that song 'These boots were made for walking.'
other than that, I'm stumped. well. the bettles song was obvious.
Perhaps you're just not very good at this.
These boots are made for "Walken"
Are you the same guy who couldn't figure out why The Ghostbusters vehicle would be an unwelcome sight for Bruce Willis' character in Sixth Sense?
I got quite a few of those, surprisingly! Loved the "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" one. :D
ReplyEither I need to listen to more music or these are really bad jokes. I got 17 and 22, but that's about it.
Reply5-year-olds shouldn't even be listening to half this shit.
ReplyThat damn "coo-coo ka-choo" again. Why does everyone get that wrong? It's GOO GOO GOO JOOB, in the album's liner notes; less canonically, GOO GOO G'JOOB, in Omnibus Press' "The Complete Beatles Lyrics". In both cases, all uppercase is correct.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI was thinking the same thing.
As an avid Beatles fan with thousands of their songs, posters on my wall, merchandise and the tendency to talk peoples ears off over how much I love them I must say I have never read the liner notes to find the specific wording of that stupid noise John wrote in a throwaway song that him and an old school friend did just to piss off people who read too much into their lyrics. It's hardly worth getting worked up over. It sounds like "coo coo ka choo" but it also sounds like "goo goo g'joob". In The Beatles' legacy it is probably the least interesting part to debate over.
You take onomatopœias too seriously.
In #11 it looks like the snake is licking the guy's junk
ReplyAm I the only one that thought #2 was toys in the attic by Aerosmith?
ReplyPretty sure that's Monster Mash.
wow...this was tough since all of these songs span several decades. if we had been given a clue to which decade, i might have recognized some of them. i got #5, and barely a couple of others...but wow.
Replywow
i do not get 25-21,14-11,5,4, and 1 someone explain please
Reply Hide All See All 5 Replies11 Welcome to the Jungle
5 is i am the walrus
1: These boots were made for (Christopher) Walken
25: Last Dance with Mary Jane
23: Crank Dat Soulja Boy (How that s**t counts as music, I'll never know)
22: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
4: f**k You
21: Freebird
#14 is total eclipse of the heart