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  • Real Name: the_machete
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: October 7th, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 18th, 2014 2:37 pm
  • Personal tag line: All cash, no tax.
  • Message board posts: 687

About the_machete

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!



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