Robotman

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  • Real Name: Chris Bucholz
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: September 9th, 2005
  • Last Seen: September 28th, 2014 10:56 am
  • Personal tag line: Canada
  • Message board posts: 176

About Robotman

Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.

Articles

The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs

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The 25 Most Nonsensical Protest Signs

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The 6 Most Overhyped Technologies

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The 5 Stages of Online Dating

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Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes!

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Online Dating Strategies

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Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?

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How To Write a Bestseller

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Columns

So You're Trapped In a Labyrinth

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So You're Now a Mech Warrior

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So You're Being Hunted for Sport

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6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire

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So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a God

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So You're Stuck in a Time Loop

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The Top 7 Things of All Time

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5 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas

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So Your Clone Is Trying to Murder You

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6 Movies That Actually Deserve a Remake

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The Best TED Talk Ever Given

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Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car

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The 7 Jerks You Meet in Every Gym

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So a Satellite Just Hit Your House

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Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?

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The Smurfs is the Worst Movie Ever

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Is Shia LaBeouf an Idiot?

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The Internet is Full. Please Move On.

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11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding

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A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge

| 113,777 views

Cracked Column Writing: Live!

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9 Ways to Get Rid of Bed Bugs

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10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job

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A (Break Up) Letter to Santa

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11 Cracked Lifehacking Tips

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If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'

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Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!

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Save the Banks, Shoot the Bankers

| 31,670 views

The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll

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Is Google covering up Atlantis?

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Joaquin Phoenix's Crazy Diary

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Michael Phelps's friends are dinks

| 21,322 views

How to Take Naked Pictures of People

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18 Nutty Pieces of Obama Merchandise

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The Shocking Truth about Pirates

| 30,257 views

Cracked's New Year's Resolutions

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The Lament of the Hardcore Wii owner

| 29,326 views

The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever

| 331,417 views

Campaign 2008: The Year in Pictures

| 11,920 views

Cracked.com has solved the bailout!

| 10,588 views

How Not to Host an Awards Show

| 8,184 views

How to survive a financial meltdown

| 17,387 views

How to punch Oasis in the face

| 40,413 views

Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger

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Why does the Wii even exist?

| 78,320 views

11 Grand Theft Anecdotes

| 50,152 views

Cracked Rates RateMyCop.com

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Now Hump the HD-DVD player!

| 4,706 views

An Idiot's guide to Super Tuesday

| 8,811 views

Heroes didn't suck last night!

| 3,906 views

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