Robotman

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  • Real Name: Robotman
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: September 9th, 2005
  • Last Seen: May 17th, 2013 2:46 pm
  • Personal tag line: Canada
  • Message board posts: 174

About Robotman

Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.

Articles

  1. 5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed
    By: Chris Bucholz
    292,350 views
  2. 7 Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job
    By: Chris Bucholz
    551,390 views
  3. 5 Silver Linings Now That Identity Theft Ruined Your Life
    By: Chris Bucholz
    736,779 views
  4. How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,442,879 views
  5. The 7 Most Impossible Rock Stars to Deal With
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,354,814 views
  6. 5 Romantic Ways To Get Revenge on That Special Someone
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,144,398 views
  7. 12 Bizarre True Stories Behind Famous Band Names
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,392,134 views
  8. The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes from Around the World
    By: Chris Bucholz
    2,242,787 views
  9. The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs
    By: Chris Bucholz
    217,503 views
  10. The 25 Most Nonsensical Protest Signs
    By: Chris Bucholz
    277,304 views
  11. The 6 Most Overhyped Technologies
    By: Chris Bucholz
    649,955 views
  12. The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World
    By: Chris Bucholz
    3,545,048 views
  13. The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes
    By: Chris Bucholz
    2,006,102 views
  14. 5 Questions Season Two of Heroes Had Better F#@king Answer
    By: Chris Bucholz
    115,082 views
  15. The 5 Stages of Online Dating
    By: Chris Bucholz
    162,239 views
  16. 6 Questions The Last Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer
    By: Chris Bucholz
    3,035,833 views
  17. The Top 19 Movie Blunders of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz
    834,101 views
  18. The 13 Most Ridiculous TV Shows to Ever Get Green-Lit
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,043,016 views
  19. The 30 Strangest Movie Posters of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz
    499,823 views
  20. The Best (Worst) Fantasy & Science Fiction Book Covers
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,708,616 views
  21. Quiz: Which Heroes Character Are You Most Like?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    35,180 views
  22. Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes!
    By: Chris Bucholz
    503,566 views
  23. Online Dating Strategies
    By: Chris Bucholz
    67,954 views
  24. Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    290,956 views
  25. Format Wars: CRACKED Looks at the NextGen DVD Players
    By: Chris Bucholz
    8,918 views
  26. How To Write a Bestseller
    By: Chris Bucholz
    30,084 views
  27. The Top 19 Movie Blunders of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz
    162,540 views

Columns

  1. 4 Reasons No One Laughed at Your Joke
    By: Chris Bucholz
    431,341 views
  2. The 6 Greatest Lies Ever Told by Children
    By: Chris Bucholz
    724,988 views
  3. So You've Been Shrunken to a Fraction of Your Size
    By: Chris Bucholz
    99,169 views
  4. The 5 Worst Error Messages in the History of Technology
    By: Chris Bucholz
    809,052 views
  5. 8 Filthy Foreign Phrases the English Language Needs
    By: Chris Bucholz
    821,257 views
  6. 4 Things 'The Running Man' Teaches You About Life
    By: Chris Bucholz
    312,758 views
  7. 6 Design Flaws That Annoy You Every Day (And Why They Exist)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,092,912 views
  8. So You're Stuck in a Time Loop
    By: Chris Bucholz
    134,160 views
  9. 5 Animals That Could Take Over the World (If They Wanted To)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    738,955 views
  10. So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Mortal Enemy
    By: Chris Bucholz
    131,038 views
  11. The 6 Most Insane Legal Technicalities to Ever Screw Someone
    By: Chris Bucholz
    760,494 views
  12. 6 Performance-Enhancing Drugs More Common Than You Think
    By: Chris Bucholz
    542,852 views
  13. 6 Steps to Meeting New People (For the Socially Intolerable)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    434,594 views
  14. The 5 Strangest Cases of Simultaneous Invention
    By: Chris Bucholz
    523,491 views
  15. The 5 Most Intense Rites of Passage from Around the World
    By: Chris Bucholz
    596,510 views
  16. 9 Regrets Regarding My Illegal Day Care
    By: Chris Bucholz
    223,693 views
  17. 4 Reasons the Internet Has Made Everyone an Entitled Dick
    By: Chris Bucholz
    556,511 views
  18. So Your Futuristic Theme Park Has Gone Out of Control
    By: Chris Bucholz
    114,393 views
  19. The Top 7 Things of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz
    771,435 views
  20. 5 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas
    By: Chris Bucholz
    373,050 views
  21. 6 Video Game Urban Legends That Are Actually Hoaxes
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,152,641 views
  22. 6 Mental Conditions That Could Be Mistaken for Superpowers
    By: Chris Bucholz
    780,444 views
  23. 5 Reasons I'm Not Sorry for Burning Down Your Walmart
    By: Chris Bucholz
    375,630 views
  24. The 5 Dumbest Nicknames (and Why the Media Uses Them)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    707,852 views
  25. 4 Reasons to Forgive Yourself for Being a Bad Speller
    By: Chris Bucholz
    477,814 views
  26. 6 Unspoken Rules of Public Transportation (Everybody Breaks)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    828,619 views
  27. Why 'Gangnam Style' Is Actually a Study in Mind Control
    By: Chris Bucholz
    361,085 views
  28. 4 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Computer Hackers
    By: Chris Bucholz
    642,252 views
  29. So Your Clone Is Trying to Murder You
    By: Chris Bucholz
    155,282 views
  30. 5 Social Networking Sins You Don't Know You're Committing
    By: Chris Bucholz
    492,802 views
  31. 5 Things Technology Will Never Fix (And Why)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    771,557 views
  32. 4 Reasons We've Stopped Trusting the Media
    By: Chris Bucholz
    456,909 views
  33. 4 Reasons to Not Take Embarrassing Pictures of Your Friends
    By: Chris Bucholz
    565,126 views
  34. 5 Signs the Townspeople Are About to Turn on You
    By: Chris Bucholz
    392,452 views
  35. 6 Movies That Actually Deserve a Remake
    By: Chris Bucholz
    959,387 views
  36. Why You Shouldn't Judge the Guy in the Porno Theater
    By: Chris Bucholz
    276,855 views
  37. The 7 Easiest Olympic Events to Win a Medal In
    By: Chris Bucholz
    717,648 views
  38. 3 Reasons to Hate Casual Video Games
    By: Chris Bucholz
    648,866 views
  39. So You've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Ass
    By: Chris Bucholz
    347,921 views
  40. The Best TED Talk Ever Given
    By: Chris Bucholz
    201,457 views
  41. 7 Time-Tested Ways to Deal With Bullies
    By: Chris Bucholz
    601,875 views
  42. 4 Adult Tricycles for People Who Never Got Over Big Wheels
    By: Chris Bucholz
    403,015 views
  43. 3 Reasons to Be Worried About the LinkedIn Breach
    By: Chris Bucholz
    217,269 views
  44. 5 Great Ways to Destroy Your Highly Anticipated Video Game
    By: Chris Bucholz
    764,759 views
  45. So You've Been Tied Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
    By: Chris Bucholz
    146,140 views
  46. The Worst Thank You Card Ever Sent
    By: Chris Bucholz
    136,403 views
  47. The 6 Most Effective Ways to Lie on Your Resume
    By: Chris Bucholz
    609,147 views
  48. 4 Reasons Commercials Are Sexist (Against Men)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    535,604 views
  49. 5 Everyday Rip-Offs That Are Surprisingly Easy to Avoid
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,110,196 views
  50. 7 Commonly Corrected Grammar Errors (That Aren't Mistakes)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,492,848 views
  51. 7 Things You Learn Breaking into P. Diddy's House
    By: Chris Bucholz
    329,840 views
  52. Why Google's Self-Driving Car Will Probably Be Evil
    By: Chris Bucholz
    141,022 views
  53. 5 Reasons 'The Hunger Games' Is Creepier Than You Think
    By: Chris Bucholz
    800,640 views
  54. 3 Things I Learned Going Undercover in a Middle School
    By: Chris Bucholz
    139,666 views
  55. So You're About to Be Eaten By a Lion
    By: Chris Bucholz
    208,616 views
  56. 8 Lies It's Surprisingly Easy to Tell as a Health Reporter
    By: Chris Bucholz
    412,174 views
  57. Why Growing Hamburgers in a Lab Will Doom Us All
    By: Chris Bucholz
    163,826 views
  58. 5 Reasons You Should Never Brag on the Internet
    By: Chris Bucholz
    744,771 views
  59. 4 Things 'Star Wars' Fans Need to Accept About George Lucas
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,091,131 views
  60. Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,640,954 views
  61. 7 Steps to Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest
    By: Chris Bucholz
    346,315 views
  62. The 6 Most Terrifying Features of Japanese Toilets
    By: Chris Bucholz
    887,018 views
  63. 6 Google Interview Questions (And 6 You Can Answer)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    630,363 views
  64. The 7 Jerks You Meet in Every Gym
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,237,676 views
  65. So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
    By: Chris Bucholz
    209,710 views
  66. The 7 Types of Holiday Fights You're About to Get In
    By: Chris Bucholz
    615,226 views
  67. 16 Bucket List Items to Achieve Before (Or While) You Die
    By: Chris Bucholz
    667,709 views
  68. The 7 Hardest People to Shop For: A Holiday Gift Guide
    By: Chris Bucholz
    638,913 views
  69. Scariest Google Earth Image Ever: A Chinese Investigation
    By: Chris Bucholz
    408,937 views
  70. 6 Reasons Cross-Dressing Comedies Should Be Retired
    By: Chris Bucholz
    632,462 views
  71. Is Kim Kardashian an Idiot? An Objective Analysis
    By: Chris Bucholz
    471,889 views
  72. 4 Things You Are Regretting On The Day After Halloween
    By: Chris Bucholz
    626,805 views
  73. So a Satellite Just Hit Your House
    By: Chris Bucholz
    133,045 views
  74. Using Occupy Wall Street to Pick Up Chicks
    By: Chris Bucholz
    202,631 views
  75. 9 Better Uses For The Giant Robot From 'Real Steel'
    By: Chris Bucholz
    297,740 views
  76. 8 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Strategies (For Zombies)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    587,723 views
  77. 13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts For the Insane Workplace
    By: Chris Bucholz
    667,012 views
  78. 5 Things 'Pawn Stars' Doesn't Tell You About Auction Hunting
    By: Chris Bucholz
    781,018 views
  79. An Apology to Customers of My Hot Dog Stand
    By: Chris Bucholz
    146,163 views
  80. So You're Accidentally Stalking Helen Mirren
    By: Chris Bucholz
    162,086 views
  81. How To Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College
    By: Chris Bucholz
    267,916 views
  82. 6 Reasons the Comments on This Article Will Be Useless
    By: Chris Bucholz
    375,046 views
  83. Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    178,656 views
  84. 4 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals with a Bicycle Chain
    By: Chris Bucholz
    378,996 views
  85. 9 Steps to Creating Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
    By: Chris Bucholz
    213,393 views
  86. The Smurfs is the Worst Movie Ever
    By: Chris Bucholz
    385,738 views
  87. The 8 Worst Types of Blog on the Internet
    By: Chris Bucholz
    620,284 views
  88. Something Called Science Claims the Internet Makes Us Dumb
    By: Chris Bucholz
    165,064 views
  89. The Lunatic's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
    By: Chris Bucholz
    200,423 views
  90. Is Shia LaBeouf an Idiot?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    425,189 views
  91. 5 Ways the New Harry Potter Thing Will be Immediately Ruined
    By: Chris Bucholz
    573,590 views
  92. I Am Sorry About Sending You a Picture of My Penis
    By: Chris Bucholz
    212,873 views
  93. Why I'd Like to Fill the Oprah Shaped Hole in Your Life
    By: Chris Bucholz
    89,432 views
  94. The Cheater's Guide to Winning Online Arguments
    By: Chris Bucholz
    298,497 views
  95. 6 Reasons I Recently Defriended You on Facebook
    By: Chris Bucholz
    722,214 views
  96. There's a Bird in the House! How Not to Proceed
    By: Chris Bucholz
    230,538 views
  97. 8 Things To Try If You Get Trapped In A Time Loop
    By: Chris Bucholz
    613,044 views
  98. How to Still Win Your NCAA Pool! For People Who Lost Already
    By: Chris Bucholz
    128,488 views
  99. The Terrifying Company Behind The Web's Worst Music Videos
    By: Chris Bucholz
    324,911 views
  100. 4 Reasons Detroit Must Build A Statue of RoboCop
    By: Chris Bucholz
    337,609 views
  101. Why Men Shouldn't Wear 'Shape Up' Shoes
    By: Chris Bucholz
    265,538 views
  102. 7 Tips for Sexting Someone You Barely Know
    By: Chris Bucholz
    993,991 views
  103. Speaking in Tongues: The Dark Truth Behind an On-Air Meltdown
    By: Chris Bucholz
    182,652 views
  104. 6 Types of Awful Valentine's Day You're Recovering From
    By: Chris Bucholz
    327,104 views
  105. The Internet is Full. Please Move On.
    By: Chris Bucholz
    240,006 views
  106. 10 Helpful Tips For Bending The Masses to Your Will
    By: Chris Bucholz
    450,238 views
  107. An Interview With Caps Lock: The Most Misunderstood Key
    By: Chris Bucholz
    217,095 views
  108. 50 Cent Attempts to Scam You On Twitter
    By: Chris Bucholz
    171,126 views
  109. 18 Things I Regret Doing As Your Mall Elf: An Apology
    By: Chris Bucholz
    179,029 views
  110. 6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations
    By: Chris Bucholz
    415,814 views
  111. 11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding
    By: Chris Bucholz
    206,294 views
  112. The Terrifying Next Step in Xbox Kinect Evolution
    By: Chris Bucholz
    229,361 views
  113. 11 Exam Study Tips for the Completely Screwed
    By: Chris Bucholz
    490,894 views
  114. 29 Observations From the Back of a Line on Black Friday
    By: Chris Bucholz
    216,113 views
  115. Sneak Preview of the Harry Potter Sequel!
    By: Chris Bucholz
    147,691 views
  116. A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge
    By: Chris Bucholz
    111,339 views
  117. 16 Possible Explanations for the Time Traveler Caught On Film
    By: Chris Bucholz
    476,881 views
  118. 24 Questions I Shouldn't Have Asked the Wikileaks Founder
    By: Chris Bucholz
    247,255 views
  119. Cracked Column Writing: Live!
    By: Chris Bucholz
    63,802 views
  120. The Shocking Truth Behind Justin Bieber Brand Nail Polish
    By: Chris Bucholz
    179,053 views
  121. 15 Things I Regret Doing At Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
    By: Chris Bucholz
    218,389 views
  122. 9 Ways to Get Rid of Bed Bugs
    By: Chris Bucholz
    591,244 views
  123. A Series of Wild Guesses About Where 'The Event' Is Going
    By: Chris Bucholz
    147,861 views
  124. So You Woke Up With a Hangover on an Alien Space Craft
    By: Chris Bucholz
    137,537 views
  125. What The Hell Is Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    307,090 views
  126. 10 Tips for Raising the Child You Really Shouldn't Have Had
    By: Chris Bucholz
    270,288 views
  127. 10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
    By: Chris Bucholz
    348,215 views
  128. Finding the Underground Dance Scene Hollywood Promised Me
    By: Chris Bucholz
    114,587 views
  129. How to Abuse Your Customers And Pass It Off As 'Marketing'
    By: Chris Bucholz
    268,449 views
  130. Winning a fight against the toys from 'Toy Story'
    By: Chris Bucholz
    177,712 views
  131. 6 Easy Steps to Pulling Off Your Own Back to the Future Hoax
    By: Chris Bucholz
    235,776 views
  132. 10 Convoluted Solutions For Fixing an iPhone 4G's Antenna
    By: Chris Bucholz
    224,979 views
  133. The World Of Tomorrow (If They Shut Off The Internet)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    269,150 views
  134. 8 Ways To Control Your Dreams: Plan Ahead, Bring a Machete
    By: Chris Bucholz
    348,418 views
  135. World Cup Preview for (and by) People Who Don't Care
    By: Chris Bucholz
    207,672 views
  136. My Experience on a Desert Island: Things 'Lost' Got Wrong
    By: Chris Bucholz
    173,343 views
  137. 10 Survival Tips Now That Google Knows You're On To Them
    By: Chris Bucholz
    267,096 views
  138. Justin Bieber's Favorite Knife Fighting Techniques
    By: Chris Bucholz
    242,220 views
  139. If Harry Potter Was Written for Middle-Aged Men
    By: Chris Bucholz
    266,479 views
  140. 6 Reasons Facebook 'Likes' are the Beginning of the End
    By: Chris Bucholz
    343,381 views
  141. So You Forgot to File Taxes: Options Other Than Suicide
    By: Chris Bucholz
    136,108 views
  142. Editing Your Comment Spam for Optimal Porn Delivery
    By: Chris Bucholz
    122,579 views
  143. The First Honest Piece of Advice About Girls on the Internet
    By: Chris Bucholz
    262,884 views
  144. So someone's interrupting your award acceptance speech.
    By: Chris Bucholz
    155,712 views
  145. 6 Classic Movie Monsters Most Likely to Get Ruined Next
    By: Chris Bucholz
    276,919 views
  146. Unlikely Survival Guide: So you've been challenged to a duel
    By: Chris Bucholz
    271,812 views
  147. 'I hate cancer patients': John Mayer is Too Candid (Again)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    179,659 views
  148. The Most Powerful Man in the World: The Voice in Your GPS
    By: Chris Bucholz
    142,562 views
  149. 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work
    By: Chris Bucholz
    468,415 views
  150. Complaints to Domino's That They Didn't Put in Their Ad
    By: Chris Bucholz
    356,604 views
  151. 8 Lame-Ass Shows NBC Will (Probably) Use to Replace Leno
    By: Chris Bucholz
    226,379 views
  152. A Review of the Top Secret Google Smart Phone I Stole
    By: Chris Bucholz
    164,204 views
  153. A (Break Up) Letter to Santa
    By: Chris Bucholz
    100,401 views
  154. 6 Terrible Names People Are Trying to Give This Decade
    By: Chris Bucholz
    396,889 views
  155. An Interview With James Cameron's Avatar About 'Avatar'
    By: Chris Bucholz
    104,964 views
  156. How to Form Your Own Cult in 5 Easy Steps
    By: Chris Bucholz
    219,143 views
  157. Undercover as a Twilight Fan At 'New Moon' Opening Night
    By: Chris Bucholz
    209,288 views
  158. Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything
    By: Chris Bucholz
    120,891 views
  159. 10 Job Hunting Strategies Guaranteed to Get You Arrested
    By: Chris Bucholz
    263,380 views
  160. Why We Should Be Terrified of the 2012 Apocalypse
    By: Chris Bucholz
    257,842 views
  161. 11 Cracked Lifehacking Tips
    By: Chris Bucholz
    354,744 views
  162. 18 Hilarious Modes of Transport Science Gave Up On Too Soon
    By: Chris Bucholz
    631,822 views
  163. Why Office Pranks Suck When You're a NASA Employee
    By: Chris Bucholz
    322,247 views
  164. A Review of the Pirated Copy of Windows 7 I Bought On eBay
    By: Chris Bucholz
    1,250,107 views
  165. Why We Should All Be Scared Now That Facebook Has Gaydar
    By: Chris Bucholz
    297,821 views
  166. How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
    By: Chris Bucholz
    768,185 views
  167. A Da Vinci Code Sequel Review (By Someone Who Skimmed It)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    151,433 views
  168. Chatting with Mario during a game of Super Mario Brothers
    By: Chris Bucholz
    203,161 views
  169. Review of KFC's Terrifying New Double Down Sandwich
    By: Chris Bucholz
    258,620 views
  170. How to Slander Online Now That Google Won't Protect You
    By: Chris Bucholz
    218,021 views
  171. How Do You Dispose of 1,000 Fake Dog Testicles?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    188,984 views
  172. How Socialized Health Care Works in Canada
    By: Chris Bucholz
    200,230 views
  173. Why The Rumored 'Twilight' MMO Must be Stopped
    By: Chris Bucholz
    349,474 views
  174. Which Site Has The Stupidest Commenters On The Web?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    375,279 views
  175. A Harry Potter Protest (aka Quidditch is Bullshit)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    291,853 views
  176. 6 Great Movies Where People Are Hunted for Sport
    By: Chris Bucholz
    448,172 views
  177. 7 Tricks Tony Hawk Should Have Done in the White House
    By: Chris Bucholz
    231,303 views
  178. If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'
    By: Chris Bucholz
    122,721 views
  179. My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken 'Comfort Wipe'
    By: Chris Bucholz
    324,775 views
  180. Text Messages From Spencer Pratt While Being Tortured
    By: Chris Bucholz
    187,982 views
  181. How to put your balls on Eminem: A Practical Guide
    By: Chris Bucholz
    221,649 views
  182. Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!
    By: Chris Bucholz
    21,854 views
  183. Every Chore's An Adventure When You 'Muppet Baby' That Shit
    By: Chris Bucholz
    144,187 views
  184. Kiefer Sutherland's Conflict Resolution Seminar (PowerPoint)
    By: Chris Bucholz
    121,387 views
  185. 27 Observations About The Goddamn KFC Line I'm In
    By: Chris Bucholz
    411,746 views
  186. Bea Arthur: Comedy Legend/Hedonistic Sex Goddess Passes Away
    By: Chris Bucholz
    128,404 views
  187. Star Trek Prequel Spoilers: 8 Piping Hot, Barely Legal Pics
    By: Chris Bucholz
    288,743 views
  188. Proof Hollywood is Fucking With Us: 2 Mall Cop Movies 1 Year
    By: Chris Bucholz
    175,523 views
  189. 20 Japanese Robots Probably Intent on Murdering You
    By: Chris Bucholz
    456,975 views
  190. Cracked interviews the Jonas Brothers
    By: Chris Bucholz
    83,137 views
  191. Save the Banks, Shoot the Bankers
    By: Chris Bucholz
    30,623 views
  192. Watchmen: How It Could Have Been A Lot Worse
    By: Chris Bucholz
    89,485 views
  193. The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll
    By: Chris Bucholz
    108,836 views
  194. William Shatner to run Canada in to the ground
    By: Chris Bucholz
    17,391 views
  195. Is Google covering up Atlantis?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    44,727 views
  196. Joaquin Phoenix's Crazy Diary
    By: Chris Bucholz
    29,963 views
  197. I've got your Stimulating Package right here...
    By: Chris Bucholz
    16,208 views
  198. Michael Phelps's friends are dinks
    By: Chris Bucholz
    20,869 views
  199. How to Take Naked Pictures of People
    By: Chris Bucholz
    151,466 views
  200. 18 Nutty Pieces of Obama Merchandise
    By: Chris Bucholz
    32,169 views
  201. The Shocking Truth about Pirates
    By: Chris Bucholz
    28,600 views
  202. Cracked's New Year's Resolutions
    By: Chris Bucholz
    46,486 views
  203. The Lament of the Hardcore Wii owner
    By: Chris Bucholz
    28,079 views
  204. Shoe Attack Lesson #1: Bush Has Mortal Kombat Reflexes
    By: Chris Bucholz
    19,942 views
  205. The TRUTH about why Obama can't be President
    By: Chris Bucholz
    88,266 views
  206. The American Recession as Explained by a Canadian
    By: Chris Bucholz
    34,938 views
  207. The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever
    By: Chris Bucholz
    291,825 views
  208. How To Train An Army of Animals To Do Your Bidding
    By: Chris Bucholz
    25,237 views
  209. Everything I need to know I learned from He-Man
    By: Chris Bucholz
    15,321 views
  210. Campaign 2008: The Year in Pictures
    By: Chris Bucholz
    11,594 views
  211. The Scouts are offering a Merit Badge in Boning
    By: Chris Bucholz
    14,887 views
  212. 10 Reasons Canadian Elections are better than your Elections
    By: Chris Bucholz
    25,704 views
  213. Science wants to build dinosaurs to fight terror. Also shits, giggles.
    By: Chris Bucholz
    31,364 views
  214. Cracked.com has solved the bailout!
    By: Chris Bucholz
    10,135 views
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