Robotman

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  • Real Name: Robotman
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: September 9th, 2005
  • Last Seen: February 7th, 2012 11:34 pm
  • Personal tag line: Canada
  • Message board posts: 169

About Robotman

Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.

Articles

  1. 5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed
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  2. 7 Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job
    By: | | 495,952 views
  3. The 7 Most Impossible Rock Stars to Deal With
    By: | | 1,026,943 views
  4. 12 Bizarre True Stories Behind Famous Band Names
    By: | | 1,098,784 views
  5. The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs
    By: | | 184,453 views
  6. The 25 Most Nonsensical Protest Signs
    By: | | 235,894 views
  7. The 6 Most Overhyped Technologies
    By: | | 526,922 views
  8. The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World
    By: | | 3,170,541 views
  9. The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes
    By: | | 1,747,582 views
  10. The 5 Stages of Online Dating
    By: | | 133,613 views
  11. The Top 19 Movie Blunders of All Time
    By: | | 459,237 views
  12. The 30 Strangest Movie Posters of All Time
    By: | | 403,494 views
  13. Quiz: Which Heroes Character Are You Most Like?
    By: | | 31,692 views
  14. Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes!
    By: | | 445,399 views
  15. Online Dating Strategies
    By: | | 58,906 views
  16. Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?
    By: | | 263,905 views
  17. How To Write a Bestseller
    By: | | 23,925 views
  18. The Top 19 Movie Blunders of All Time
    By: | | 134,515 views

Columns

  1. 7 Steps to Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest
    By: | | 316,054 views
  2. The 6 Most Terrifying Features of Japanese Toilets
    By: | | 771,403 views
  3. 6 Google Interview Questions (And 6 You Can Answer)
    By: | | 560,943 views
  4. The 7 Jerks You Meet in Every Gym
    By: | | 1,106,051 views
  5. So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
    By: | | 191,944 views
  6. The 7 Types of Holiday Fights You're About to Get In
    By: | | 599,008 views
  7. 6 Reasons Cross-Dressing Comedies Should Be Retired
    By: | | 595,027 views
  8. Is Kim Kardashian an Idiot? An Objective Analysis
    By: | | 437,810 views
  9. So a Satellite Just Hit Your House
    By: | | 121,052 views
  10. Using Occupy Wall Street to Pick Up Chicks
    By: | | 195,617 views
  11. 9 Better Uses For The Giant Robot From 'Real Steel'
    By: | | 290,521 views
  12. An Apology to Customers of My Hot Dog Stand
    By: | | 135,464 views
  13. So You're Accidentally Stalking Helen Mirren
    By: | | 138,271 views
  14. Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?
    By: | | 169,730 views
  15. 9 Steps to Creating Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
    By: | | 206,592 views
  16. The Smurfs is the Worst Movie Ever
    By: | | 371,772 views
  17. The 8 Worst Types of Blog on the Internet
    By: | | 598,288 views
  18. Is Shia LaBeouf an Idiot?
    By: | | 412,860 views
  19. The Cheater's Guide to Winning Online Arguments
    By: | | 283,051 views
  20. There's a Bird in the House! How Not to Proceed
    By: | | 218,823 views
  21. 4 Reasons Detroit Must Build A Statue of RoboCop
    By: | | 326,704 views
  22. Why Men Shouldn't Wear 'Shape Up' Shoes
    By: | | 254,315 views
  23. 7 Tips for Sexting Someone You Barely Know
    By: | | 558,732 views
  24. The Internet is Full. Please Move On.
    By: | | 233,404 views
  25. 10 Helpful Tips For Bending The Masses to Your Will
    By: | | 428,968 views
  26. 50 Cent Attempts to Scam You On Twitter
    By: | | 165,377 views
  27. 18 Things I Regret Doing As Your Mall Elf: An Apology
    By: | | 168,281 views
  28. 6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations
    By: | | 409,653 views
  29. 11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding
    By: | | 201,115 views
  30. The Terrifying Next Step in Xbox Kinect Evolution
    By: | | 222,197 views
  31. 11 Exam Study Tips for the Completely Screwed
    By: | | 439,232 views
  32. Sneak Preview of the Harry Potter Sequel!
    By: | | 139,984 views
  33. A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge
    By: | | 103,893 views
  34. Cracked Column Writing: Live!
    By: | | 63,014 views
  35. 9 Ways to Get Rid of Bed Bugs
    By: | | 249,165 views
  36. So You Woke Up With a Hangover on an Alien Space Craft
    By: | | 110,205 views
  37. What The Hell Is Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?
    By: | | 298,144 views
  38. 10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
    By: | | 331,583 views
  39. A (Break Up) Letter to Santa
    By: | | 97,963 views
  40. How to Form Your Own Cult in 5 Easy Steps
    By: | | 204,836 views
  41. Why We Should Be Terrified of the 2012 Apocalypse
    By: | | 247,629 views
  42. 11 Cracked Lifehacking Tips
    By: | | 347,358 views
  43. Why Office Pranks Suck When You're a NASA Employee
    By: | | 313,645 views
  44. Why We Should All Be Scared Now That Facebook Has Gaydar
    By: | | 287,609 views
  45. How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
    By: | | 724,371 views
  46. Review of KFC's Terrifying New Double Down Sandwich
    By: | | 249,166 views
  47. How Do You Dispose of 1,000 Fake Dog Testicles?
    By: | | 181,670 views
  48. How Socialized Health Care Works in Canada
    By: | | 192,509 views
  49. Why The Rumored 'Twilight' MMO Must be Stopped
    By: | | 344,469 views
  50. If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'
    By: | | 120,045 views
  51. Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!
    By: | | 21,003 views
  52. Cracked interviews the Jonas Brothers
    By: | | 81,673 views
  53. Save the Banks, Shoot the Bankers
    By: | | 29,099 views
  54. Watchmen: How It Could Have Been A Lot Worse
    By: | | 84,035 views
  55. The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll
    By: | | 99,428 views
  56. William Shatner to run Canada in to the ground
    By: | | 16,715 views
  57. Is Google covering up Atlantis?
    By: | | 39,826 views
  58. Joaquin Phoenix's Crazy Diary
    By: | | 21,721 views
  59. I've got your Stimulating Package right here...
    By: | | 15,311 views
  60. Michael Phelps's friends are dinks
    By: | | 19,890 views
  61. How to Take Naked Pictures of People
    By: | | 108,066 views
  62. 18 Nutty Pieces of Obama Merchandise
    By: | | 29,488 views
  63. The Shocking Truth about Pirates
    By: | | 25,545 views
  64. Cracked's New Year's Resolutions
    By: | | 45,440 views
  65. The Lament of the Hardcore Wii owner
    By: | | 24,627 views
  66. The TRUTH about why Obama can't be President
    By: | | 84,143 views
  67. The American Recession as Explained by a Canadian
    By: | | 32,507 views
  68. The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever
    By: | | 246,933 views
  69. How To Train An Army of Animals To Do Your Bidding
    By: | | 21,742 views
  70. Everything I need to know I learned from He-Man
    By: | | 13,210 views
  71. Campaign 2008: The Year in Pictures
    By: | | 11,223 views
  72. The Scouts are offering a Merit Badge in Boning
    By: | | 13,320 views
  73. Cracked.com has solved the bailout!
    By: | | 8,829 views
  74. How Not to Host an Awards Show
    By: | | 6,343 views
  75. How to survive a financial meltdown
    By: | | 16,013 views
  76. How to punch Oasis in the face
    By: | | 37,120 views
  77. Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger
    By: | | 13,501 views
  78. 9 Things (You Think) Your Beer Says About You
    By: | | 76,000 views
  79. How to win a fight against twenty children
    By: | | 150,699 views
  80. What the Olympics Really Mean to China
    By: | | 22,196 views
  81. Cuil is the new Google-Killer: Idiots
    By: | | 10,285 views
  82. Why does the Wii even exist?
    By: | | 75,549 views
  83. 16 Facts about France of dubious verity.
    By: | | 14,322 views
  84. 15 Reasons Canada is better than your country
    By: | | 136,695 views
  85. How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant
    By: | | 88,316 views
  86. 20 Reasons the Metal Gear Solid games suck.
    By: | | 35,560 views
  87. Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow!
    By: | | 6,668 views
  88. How Do You Insure a Drunken Superhero?
    By: | | 6,492 views
  89. A big day for pornography in Cuba
    By: | | 16,840 views
  90. 11 Grand Theft Anecdotes
    By: | | 46,375 views
  91. 15 Cool Things to Do With Your Helicopter
    By: | | 31,091 views
  92. Cracked Purchases Marilyn Monroe Blow Job Tape.
    By: | | 18,602 views
  93. Black Men are after our women: Vogue
    By: | | 54,486 views
  94. Should Cracked boycott the Beijing Olympics?
    By: | | 3,934 views
  95. Cracked Rates RateMyCop.com
    By: | | 5,388 views
  96. Fucking military has fucking Ray Gun. Fuck.
    By: | | 28,064 views
  97. Now Hump the HD-DVD player!
    By: | | 4,010 views
  98. An Idiot's guide to Super Tuesday
    By: | | 8,000 views
  99. Weekly Heroes analysis saves backpack, world.
    By: | | 4,210 views
  100. The sluttiest Heroes analysis in town
    By: | | 6,747 views
  101. Heroes didn't suck last night!
    By: | | 3,365 views

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