Robotman

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  • Real Name: Robotman
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: September 9th, 2005
  • Last Seen: May 22nd, 2012 9:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: Canada
  • Message board posts: 170

About Robotman

Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.

Articles

  1. 5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 256,775 views
  2. 7 Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 522,634 views
  3. 5 Silver Linings Now That Identity Theft Ruined Your Life
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 687,936 views
  4. How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,228,473 views
  5. The 7 Most Impossible Rock Stars to Deal With
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,151,933 views
  6. 5 Romantic Ways To Get Revenge on That Special Someone
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,046,987 views
  7. 12 Bizarre True Stories Behind Famous Band Names
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,149,044 views
  8. The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes from Around the World
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,040,573 views
  9. The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 208,696 views
  10. The 25 Most Nonsensical Protest Signs
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 257,239 views
  11. The 6 Most Overhyped Technologies
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 547,013 views
  12. The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 3,260,320 views
  13. The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,805,458 views
  14. 5 Questions Season Two of Heroes Had Better F#@king Answer
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 110,660 views
  15. The 5 Stages of Online Dating
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 143,851 views
  16. 6 Questions The Last Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,754,784 views
  17. The Top 19 Movie Blunders of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 545,236 views
  18. The 13 Most Ridiculous TV Shows to Ever Get Green-Lit
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 828,633 views
  19. The 30 Strangest Movie Posters of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 460,897 views
  20. The Best (Worst) Fantasy & Science Fiction Book Covers
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,588,964 views
  21. Quiz: Which Heroes Character Are You Most Like?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 32,777 views
  22. Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 462,325 views
  23. Online Dating Strategies
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 61,733 views
  24. Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 275,368 views
  25. Format Wars: CRACKED Looks at the NextGen DVD Players
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 8,237 views
  26. How To Write a Bestseller
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 25,934 views
  27. The Top 19 Movie Blunders of All Time
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 148,208 views

Columns

  1. The 6 Most Effective Ways to Lie on Your Resume
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 514,390 views
  2. 4 Reasons Commercials Are Sexist (Against Men)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 497,654 views
  3. 5 Everyday Rip-Offs That Are Surprisingly Easy to Avoid
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,034,297 views
  4. 7 Commonly Corrected Grammar Errors (That Aren't Mistakes)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,339,839 views
  5. 7 Things You Learn Breaking into P. Diddy's House
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 307,257 views
  6. Why Google's Self-Driving Car Will Probably Be Evil
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 136,202 views
  7. 5 Reasons 'The Hunger Games' Is Creepier Than You Think
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 729,333 views
  8. 3 Things I Learned Going Undercover in a Middle School
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 120,538 views
  9. So You're About to Be Eaten By a Lion
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 184,179 views
  10. 8 Lies It's Surprisingly Easy to Tell as a Health Reporter
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 394,546 views
  11. Why Growing Hamburgers in a Lab Will Doom Us All
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 160,039 views
  12. 5 Reasons You Should Never Brag on the Internet
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 664,864 views
  13. 4 Things 'Star Wars' Fans Need to Accept About George Lucas
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 997,491 views
  14. Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,427,327 views
  15. 7 Steps to Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 337,694 views
  16. The 6 Most Terrifying Features of Japanese Toilets
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 811,080 views
  17. 6 Google Interview Questions (And 6 You Can Answer)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 594,095 views
  18. The 7 Jerks You Meet in Every Gym
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,169,715 views
  19. So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 197,694 views
  20. The 7 Types of Holiday Fights You're About to Get In
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 604,002 views
  21. 16 Bucket List Items to Achieve Before (Or While) You Die
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 637,252 views
  22. The 7 Hardest People to Shop For: A Holiday Gift Guide
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 621,274 views
  23. Scariest Google Earth Image Ever: A Chinese Investigation
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 380,290 views
  24. 6 Reasons Cross-Dressing Comedies Should Be Retired
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 611,750 views
  25. Is Kim Kardashian an Idiot? An Objective Analysis
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 455,882 views
  26. 4 Things You Are Regretting On The Day After Halloween
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 594,707 views
  27. So a Satellite Just Hit Your House
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 124,155 views
  28. Using Occupy Wall Street to Pick Up Chicks
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 198,425 views
  29. 9 Better Uses For The Giant Robot From 'Real Steel'
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 293,493 views
  30. 8 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Strategies (For Zombies)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 535,561 views
  31. 13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts For the Insane Workplace
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 650,415 views
  32. 5 Things 'Pawn Stars' Doesn't Tell You About Auction Hunting
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 721,708 views
  33. An Apology to Customers of My Hot Dog Stand
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 140,875 views
  34. So You're Accidentally Stalking Helen Mirren
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 147,167 views
  35. How To Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 259,091 views
  36. 6 Reasons the Comments on This Article Will Be Useless
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 363,189 views
  37. Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 171,966 views
  38. 4 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals with a Bicycle Chain
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 364,707 views
  39. 9 Steps to Creating Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 208,495 views
  40. The Smurfs is the Worst Movie Ever
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 374,274 views
  41. The 8 Worst Types of Blog on the Internet
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 604,499 views
  42. Something Called Science Claims the Internet Makes Us Dumb
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 161,206 views
  43. The Lunatic's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 184,104 views
  44. Is Shia LaBeouf an Idiot?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 417,192 views
  45. 5 Ways the New Harry Potter Thing Will be Immediately Ruined
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 541,978 views
  46. I Am Sorry About Sending You a Picture of My Penis
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 199,172 views
  47. Why I'd Like to Fill the Oprah Shaped Hole in Your Life
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 88,308 views
  48. The Cheater's Guide to Winning Online Arguments
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 286,611 views
  49. 6 Reasons I Recently Defriended You on Facebook
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 702,876 views
  50. There's a Bird in the House! How Not to Proceed
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 221,730 views
  51. 8 Things To Try If You Get Trapped In A Time Loop
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 581,549 views
  52. How to Still Win Your NCAA Pool! For People Who Lost Already
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 126,688 views
  53. The Terrifying Company Behind The Web's Worst Music Videos
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 319,037 views
  54. 4 Reasons Detroit Must Build A Statue of RoboCop
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 332,889 views
  55. Why Men Shouldn't Wear 'Shape Up' Shoes
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 258,162 views
  56. 7 Tips for Sexting Someone You Barely Know
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 695,496 views
  57. Speaking in Tongues: The Dark Truth Behind an On-Air Meltdown
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 178,739 views
  58. 6 Types of Awful Valentine's Day You're Recovering From
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 322,967 views
  59. The Internet is Full. Please Move On.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 236,655 views
  60. 10 Helpful Tips For Bending The Masses to Your Will
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 439,286 views
  61. An Interview With Caps Lock: The Most Misunderstood Key
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 212,142 views
  62. 50 Cent Attempts to Scam You On Twitter
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 167,010 views
  63. 18 Things I Regret Doing As Your Mall Elf: An Apology
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 170,244 views
  64. 6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 411,166 views
  65. 11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 202,618 views
  66. The Terrifying Next Step in Xbox Kinect Evolution
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 225,979 views
  67. 11 Exam Study Tips for the Completely Screwed
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 452,379 views
  68. 29 Observations From the Back of a Line on Black Friday
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 207,626 views
  69. Sneak Preview of the Harry Potter Sequel!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 142,686 views
  70. A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 106,549 views
  71. 16 Possible Explanations for the Time Traveler Caught On Film
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 433,729 views
  72. 24 Questions I Shouldn't Have Asked the Wikileaks Founder
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 244,204 views
  73. Cracked Column Writing: Live!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 63,268 views
  74. The Shocking Truth Behind Justin Bieber Brand Nail Polish
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 173,445 views
  75. 15 Things I Regret Doing At Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 196,311 views
  76. 9 Ways to Get Rid of Bed Bugs
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 271,384 views
  77. A Series of Wild Guesses About Where 'The Event' Is Going
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 146,182 views
  78. So You Woke Up With a Hangover on an Alien Space Craft
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 112,160 views
  79. What The Hell Is Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 300,947 views
  80. 10 Tips for Raising the Child You Really Shouldn't Have Had
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 262,408 views
  81. 10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 339,451 views
  82. Finding the Underground Dance Scene Hollywood Promised Me
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 112,696 views
  83. How to Abuse Your Customers And Pass It Off As 'Marketing'
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 264,949 views
  84. Winning a fight against the toys from 'Toy Story'
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 174,612 views
  85. 6 Easy Steps to Pulling Off Your Own Back to the Future Hoax
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 231,679 views
  86. 10 Convoluted Solutions For Fixing an iPhone 4G's Antenna
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 222,510 views
  87. The World Of Tomorrow (If They Shut Off The Internet)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 263,773 views
  88. 8 Ways To Control Your Dreams: Plan Ahead, Bring a Machete
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 290,342 views
  89. World Cup Preview for (and by) People Who Don't Care
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 205,080 views
  90. My Experience on a Desert Island: Things 'Lost' Got Wrong
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 162,550 views
  91. 10 Survival Tips Now That Google Knows You're On To Them
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 251,459 views
  92. Justin Bieber's Favorite Knife Fighting Techniques
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 235,120 views
  93. If Harry Potter Was Written for Middle-Aged Men
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 258,951 views
  94. 6 Reasons Facebook 'Likes' are the Beginning of the End
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 338,113 views
  95. So You Forgot to File Taxes: Options Other Than Suicide
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 131,216 views
  96. Editing Your Comment Spam for Optimal Porn Delivery
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 119,704 views
  97. The First Honest Piece of Advice About Girls on the Internet
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 256,936 views
  98. So someone's interrupting your award acceptance speech.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 151,702 views
  99. 6 Classic Movie Monsters Most Likely to Get Ruined Next
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 270,926 views
  100. Unlikely Survival Guide: So you've been challenged to a duel
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 239,864 views
  101. 'I hate cancer patients': John Mayer is Too Candid (Again)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 174,529 views
  102. The Most Powerful Man in the World: The Voice in Your GPS
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 132,825 views
  103. 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 440,009 views
  104. Complaints to Domino's That They Didn't Put in Their Ad
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 347,813 views
  105. 8 Lame-Ass Shows NBC Will (Probably) Use to Replace Leno
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 224,392 views
  106. A Review of the Top Secret Google Smart Phone I Stole
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 158,482 views
  107. A (Break Up) Letter to Santa
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 98,443 views
  108. 6 Terrible Names People Are Trying to Give This Decade
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 386,620 views
  109. An Interview With James Cameron's Avatar About 'Avatar'
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 101,974 views
  110. How to Form Your Own Cult in 5 Easy Steps
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 206,215 views
  111. Undercover as a Twilight Fan At 'New Moon' Opening Night
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 205,909 views
  112. Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 102,807 views
  113. 10 Job Hunting Strategies Guaranteed to Get You Arrested
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 257,075 views
  114. Why We Should Be Terrified of the 2012 Apocalypse
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 249,823 views
  115. 11 Cracked Lifehacking Tips
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 348,860 views
  116. 18 Hilarious Modes of Transport Science Gave Up On Too Soon
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 594,915 views
  117. Why Office Pranks Suck When You're a NASA Employee
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 316,271 views
  118. A Review of the Pirated Copy of Windows 7 I Bought On eBay
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 1,231,099 views
  119. Why We Should All Be Scared Now That Facebook Has Gaydar
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 290,409 views
  120. How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 730,862 views
  121. A Da Vinci Code Sequel Review (By Someone Who Skimmed It)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 148,367 views
  122. Chatting with Mario during a game of Super Mario Brothers
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 196,166 views
  123. Review of KFC's Terrifying New Double Down Sandwich
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 251,904 views
  124. How to Slander Online Now That Google Won't Protect You
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 208,574 views
  125. How Do You Dispose of 1,000 Fake Dog Testicles?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 184,713 views
  126. How Socialized Health Care Works in Canada
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 194,237 views
  127. Why The Rumored 'Twilight' MMO Must be Stopped
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 346,137 views
  128. Which Site Has The Stupidest Commenters On The Web?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 368,091 views
  129. A Harry Potter Protest (aka Quidditch is Bullshit)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 279,960 views
  130. 6 Great Movies Where People Are Hunted for Sport
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 411,484 views
  131. 7 Tricks Tony Hawk Should Have Done in the White House
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 228,946 views
  132. If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 120,867 views
  133. My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken 'Comfort Wipe'
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 320,441 views
  134. Text Messages From Spencer Pratt While Being Tortured
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 185,814 views
  135. How to put your balls on Eminem: A Practical Guide
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 210,450 views
  136. Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 21,304 views
  137. Every Chore's An Adventure When You 'Muppet Baby' That Shit
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 137,985 views
  138. Kiefer Sutherland's Conflict Resolution Seminar (PowerPoint)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 119,435 views
  139. 27 Observations About The Goddamn KFC Line I'm In
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 403,039 views
  140. Bea Arthur: Comedy Legend/Hedonistic Sex Goddess Passes Away
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 125,978 views
  141. Star Trek Prequel Spoilers: 8 Piping Hot, Barely Legal Pics
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 279,194 views
  142. Proof Hollywood is Fucking With Us: 2 Mall Cop Movies 1 Year
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 171,647 views
  143. 20 Japanese Robots Probably Intent on Murdering You
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 443,819 views
  144. Cracked interviews the Jonas Brothers
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 82,038 views
  145. Save the Banks, Shoot the Bankers
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 29,631 views
  146. Watchmen: How It Could Have Been A Lot Worse
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 85,422 views
  147. The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 103,758 views
  148. William Shatner to run Canada in to the ground
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 16,908 views
  149. Is Google covering up Atlantis?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 42,252 views
  150. Joaquin Phoenix's Crazy Diary
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 23,576 views
  151. I've got your Stimulating Package right here...
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 15,487 views
  152. Michael Phelps's friends are dinks
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 20,188 views
  153. How to Take Naked Pictures of People
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 135,184 views
  154. 18 Nutty Pieces of Obama Merchandise
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 29,999 views
  155. The Shocking Truth about Pirates
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 26,220 views
  156. Cracked's New Year's Resolutions
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 45,741 views
  157. The Lament of the Hardcore Wii owner
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 25,399 views
  158. Shoe Attack Lesson #1: Bush Has Mortal Kombat Reflexes
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 19,063 views
  159. The TRUTH about why Obama can't be President
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 85,122 views
  160. The American Recession as Explained by a Canadian
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 33,026 views
  161. The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 258,181 views
  162. How To Train An Army of Animals To Do Your Bidding
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 22,377 views
  163. Everything I need to know I learned from He-Man
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 13,625 views
  164. Campaign 2008: The Year in Pictures
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 11,307 views
  165. The Scouts are offering a Merit Badge in Boning
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 13,698 views
  166. 10 Reasons Canadian Elections are better than your Elections
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 18,499 views
  167. Science wants to build dinosaurs to fight terror. Also shits, giggles.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 29,351 views
  168. Cracked.com has solved the bailout!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 9,455 views
  169. How Not to Host an Awards Show
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 6,533 views
  170. How to survive a financial meltdown
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 16,242 views
  171. How to punch Oasis in the face
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 37,948 views
  172. Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 14,015 views
  173. 9 Things (You Think) Your Beer Says About You
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 78,510 views
  174. How to win a fight against twenty children
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 180,355 views
  175. What the Olympics Really Mean to China
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 22,459 views
  176. The top 5 Reasons why Cracked is (finally) better than MAD
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 28,453 views
  177. Cuil is the new Google-Killer: Idiots
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 10,418 views
  178. Why does the Wii even exist?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 75,794 views
  179. 16 Facts about France of dubious verity.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 14,808 views
  180. 7 Troubling Questions About Science's Pursuit of Robot Sex
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 25,400 views
  181. 15 Reasons Canada is better than your country
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 149,030 views
  182. How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 94,604 views
  183. Airplane Movie Reviews: Cloverfield & Vantage Point
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 12,564 views
  184. 20 Reasons the Metal Gear Solid games suck.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 38,403 views
  185. Metal Gear Solid 4 may or may not have insanely long cut scenes
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 9,806 views
  186. Baseless Indiana Jones 5 Speculation! Bonus: Penis!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 36,202 views
  187. Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 6,869 views
  188. How Do You Insure a Drunken Superhero?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 6,802 views
  189. A big day for pornography in Cuba
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 17,253 views
  190. 11 Grand Theft Anecdotes
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 47,136 views
  191. 15 Cool Things to Do With Your Helicopter
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 31,554 views
  192. Cracked Purchases Marilyn Monroe Blow Job Tape.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 19,271 views
  193. Surprisingly Ineffectual: 100 French Cops on Rollerblades
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 6,555 views
  194. Black Men are after our women: Vogue
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 57,741 views
  195. Should Cracked boycott the Beijing Olympics?
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 4,026 views
  196. Cracked Rates RateMyCop.com
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 5,736 views
  197. Pedophilia is now a sin, so knock it off fellas.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 8,804 views
  198. Fucking military has fucking Ray Gun. Fuck.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 28,515 views
  199. Americans change religions approximately as often as they change long distance plans.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 7,461 views
  200. Now Hump the HD-DVD player!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 4,094 views
  201. eBay Sellers furious with eBay, plan to stop using eBay for several hours.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 5,059 views
  202. An Idiot's guide to Super Tuesday
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 8,120 views
  203. The 8 Awesomest/Stupidest Lego Creations Ever! (on this blog)
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 36,239 views
  204. Nintendo products to form the basis of a new Utopic society.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 7,102 views
  205. MacWorld rumour update: Apple to release Apple-branded products? The shocking truth contained within!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 3,764 views
  206. Using the power of Reason, I have deduced what the monster in Cloverfield is
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 9,739 views
  207. Rigid, straining November NPD Video Game Sales Analysis
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 4,424 views
  208. Powerful men have decided that you shall not get a Wii this Christmas.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 7,734 views
  209. Weekly Heroes analysis saves backpack, world.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 4,284 views
  210. This Heroes recap was going to let you go, but instead will now knife you in the stomach
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 4,010 views
  211. Wii sells like Hot Cakes. Ironically, Hot Cake sales continue their 40 year slide.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 12,057 views
  212. Heroes apologizes to airborne fans with message spelled out in rocks
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 3,444 views
  213. The sluttiest Heroes analysis in town
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 6,944 views
  214. Heroes didn't suck last night!
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 3,447 views
  215. This Heroes recap will throw a stool right through a glass case of lesser Heroes recaps
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,901 views
  216. This Heroes recap contains several excrutiatingly boring jump rope scenes
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,513 views
  217. September NPD: Xbox360 Xacts Xtreme Xrevenge on Competitors. PS3's Poor Performance Provokes PS3=Poo Puns. Wii Alliteration Crippled By Lack Of Funny ‘W’ Words.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,958 views
  218. This Heroes blog update will introduce No New Characters, and that's a Guarantee.
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,649 views
  219. Like NBC's ads, this Heroes post contains Heroes spoilers
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,101 views
  220. The Second Episode of Heroes contained a Mysterious Plague Of Boredom
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 2,603 views
  221. The Season Premiere of Heroes was not a Complete Bag Of Ass
    By: Chris Bucholz | | 7,334 views

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