Robotman

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  • Real Name: Chris Bucholz
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: September 9th, 2005
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2014 11:10 am
  • Personal tag line: aka: Chris Bucholz
  • Message board posts: 177

About Robotman

Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and your favorite comedy writer. He first rose to prominence in 1984 when he was pulled on stage to dance during a Bruce Springsteen music video. He has since done many other things.

Articles

The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs

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The 25 Most Nonsensical Protest Signs

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The 6 Most Overhyped Technologies

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The 5 Stages of Online Dating

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Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes!

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Online Dating Strategies

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Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?

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How To Write a Bestseller

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Columns

So You're Trapped In a Labyrinth

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So You're Now a Mech Warrior

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So You're Being Hunted for Sport

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6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire

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So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a God

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So You're Stuck in a Time Loop

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The Top 7 Things of All Time

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5 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas

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So Your Clone Is Trying to Murder You

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6 Movies That Actually Deserve a Remake

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The Best TED Talk Ever Given

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Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car

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The 7 Jerks You Meet in Every Gym

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So a Satellite Just Hit Your House

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Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?

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The Smurfs is the Worst Movie Ever

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Is Shia LaBeouf an Idiot?

| 430,535 views

The Internet is Full. Please Move On.

| 242,679 views

11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding

| 208,748 views

A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge

| 113,863 views

Cracked Column Writing: Live!

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9 Ways to Get Rid of Bed Bugs

| 944,384 views

10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job

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A (Break Up) Letter to Santa

| 102,082 views

11 Cracked Lifehacking Tips

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If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'

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Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!

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Save the Banks, Shoot the Bankers

| 31,687 views

The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll

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Is Google covering up Atlantis?

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Joaquin Phoenix's Crazy Diary

| 31,318 views

Michael Phelps's friends are dinks

| 21,336 views

How to Take Naked Pictures of People

| 159,596 views

18 Nutty Pieces of Obama Merchandise

| 34,751 views

The Shocking Truth about Pirates

| 30,290 views

Cracked's New Year's Resolutions

| 47,074 views

The Lament of the Hardcore Wii owner

| 29,362 views

The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever

| 332,385 views

Campaign 2008: The Year in Pictures

| 11,925 views

Cracked.com has solved the bailout!

| 10,609 views

How Not to Host an Awards Show

| 8,205 views

How to survive a financial meltdown

| 17,407 views

How to punch Oasis in the face

| 40,445 views

Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger

| 16,162 views

Why does the Wii even exist?

| 78,332 views

11 Grand Theft Anecdotes

| 50,186 views

Cracked Rates RateMyCop.com

| 8,267 views

Now Hump the HD-DVD player!

| 4,721 views

An Idiot's guide to Super Tuesday

| 8,817 views

Heroes didn't suck last night!

| 3,915 views

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