G-Stone

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  • Real Name: Gladstone
  • Location: New York.
  • Member Since: October 16th, 2007
  • Last Seen: February 7th, 2012 9:26 pm
  • Personal tag line: It was completely round, but I couldn't roll it.
  • Message board posts: 14

About G-Stone

I write columns and do Hate By Numbers.
I have some screenplays. Buy them.

Articles

  1. Caring For Your Pet Aiken
    By: | | 15,730 views
  2. Caring For Your Pet Lohan
    By: | | 82,402 views
  3. Messages From Katie Couric
    By: | | 7,781 views
  4. Selections from Lindsay Lohan"s AA Diary
    By: | | 59,120 views
  5. TV's Greatest Off-Screen Quotes and Catchphrases
    By: | | 98,910 views
  6. John Kerry Tries To Tell Other Jokes
    By: | | 8,400 views
  7. Katie Couric Evening News Sign Off Suggestions
    By: | | 10,731 views
  8. Mel Gibson"s Police Report
    By: | | 12,251 views
  9. Messages From Johnny Depp"s Voice Mail
    By: | | 31,676 views

Columns

  1. The 5 Most Ruined Orgasms in Cinema History
    By: | | 1,091,821 views
  2. 5 Terrible Combinations Made From Great Things
    By: | | 696,586 views
  3. 5 Artists Who Stopped Sucking Out of Nowhere
    By: | | 1,348,583 views
  4. 4 Things Both Atheists and Believers Need to Stop Saying
    By: | | 966,048 views
  5. 5 Things That Make You Happier Than They Probably Should
    By: | | 1,061,124 views
  6. 5 Things That Are Much Sadder Than They Ought To Be
    By: | | 840,356 views
  7. 6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Punishable By Death
    By: | | 1,045,931 views
  8. The 4 Kinds of People (And What You Can Learn From Them)
    By: | | 727,274 views
  9. 5 Things I Learned by Quitting the Internet
    By: | | 768,619 views
  10. 7 Obnoxious Behaviors That Should Be Punishable By Death
    By: | | 1,097,462 views
  11. 3 Types of Wall Street Protesters Hurting Their Own Cause
    By: | | 841,767 views
  12. The 5 Most Overused Jokes On the Internet
    By: | | 930,920 views
  13. How Doctor Who Became My Religion
    By: | | 447,157 views
  14. 8 Inexcusable Behaviors on Public Transportation: Part 2
    By: | | 508,194 views
  15. The 7 Worst Behaviors on Public Transportation
    By: | | 701,709 views
  16. 4 Recent Films That Are Accidentally Sequels to 80s Movies
    By: | | 1,022,637 views
  17. When Is It Too Soon To Make Fun of a Tragedy?
    By: | | 269,513 views
  18. 5 More Rock Radio Classics That Actually Suck
    By: | | 811,144 views
  19. 5 Rock Radio Classics That Actually Suck
    By: | | 988,639 views
  20. 3 Reasons There Are So Many Jews In Comedy
    By: | | 455,326 views
  21. 5 Reasons Life is Better After Age 30
    By: | | 721,590 views
  22. 5 Sleazy Strategies for Turning Any Movie Date into Sex
    By: | | 1,075,382 views
  23. 6 Reasons High School Reunions Shouldn't Exist
    By: | | 815,969 views
  24. 5 Simple Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
    By: | | 488,111 views
  25. The Rise and Fall of a Twitter Sensation: Timeline
    By: | | 160,175 views
  26. If The Internet Disappeared: Liberty
    By: | | 161,417 views
  27. The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Disappointing Life
    By: | | 660,854 views
  28. If The Internet Disappeared: Staying Off The Grid
    By: | | 252,932 views
  29. If The Internet Disappeared: Pornography Finds A Way
    By: | | 315,059 views
  30. 5 Popular Phrases That Make You Look Like an Idiot
    By: | | 1,128,361 views
  31. Was 'Arrested Development' A Remake of a 70s Sitcom?
    By: | | 272,584 views
  32. If The Internet Suddenly Disappeared: How We'd Get Laid
    By: | | 331,635 views
  33. 4 More Satirists Attacked By People Who Missed The Point
    By: | | 754,280 views
  34. The iPhone Service Provider Debate Is Getting Weird
    By: | | 167,572 views
  35. 5 Things from the 70s We Want Back
    By: | | 699,707 views
  36. 8 Questions Gentiles Love Asking About Hanukkah
    By: | | 274,552 views
  37. Why 'WTF Has Obama Done So Far.com' Isn't Helping Obama
    By: | | 260,201 views
  38. 8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes
    By: | | 788,953 views
  39. The 6 Best College Majors (For Filling You With Regret)
    By: | | 542,182 views
  40. 3 Reasons the Ground Zero Mosque Debate Makes No Sense
    By: | | 816,706 views
  41. 30 Harrowing Days in Rehab for Facebook Addiction
    By: | | 183,460 views
  42. The Trials of Gladstone (as told by Franz Kafka)
    By: | | 135,185 views
  43. An Open Letter To American Express
    By: | | 158,495 views
  44. A Practical Guide To Sexting (For Men Over 30)
    By: | | 367,674 views
  45. 3 Classic April Fool's Day Pranks!
    By: | | 201,916 views
  46. Mac vs. PC: Either Way You're Screwed When It Breaks
    By: | | 137,499 views
  47. Cracked.com Writes A Movie!
    By: | | 37,372 views
  48. Introducing Braggaboo! Facebook's Hot New Meme!
    By: | | 59,569 views
  49. Excerpts from Gary Condit's Book 'Humping Is Not Murder'
    By: | | 27,613 views
  50. My Break Up Letter To Regina Spektor
    By: | | 49,625 views
  51. Ask G-Stone: Facebook's Free Advice Columnist
    By: | | 26,680 views
  52. What's G-Stone Been Up To? (or Tips For A Great 2009)
    By: | | 12,390 views
  53. HBN Says Goodbye
    By: | | 9,453 views
  54. CNN Mistakes Boobs For News
    By: | | 17,152 views
  55. HBN Needs Your Help
    By: | | 6,905 views
  56. Psychic Kids See Dead People. Viewers See Crap TV
    By: | | 7,136 views
  57. Fox Whores Itself For Cookies (or I AM NOT DAN O'BRIEN)
    By: | | 11,286 views
  58. Nancy Grace: Better Than A Baby Murderer
    By: | | 10,251 views
  59. No HBN Today.
    By: | | 2,031 views
  60. CNN vs. Fox: Battle For The Lamest Jesus Story Ever
    By: | | 8,135 views
  61. Hate By Numbers Is On Vacation
    By: | | 4,518 views
  62. 5 Reasons You're Going To Hate "Hancock"
    By: | | 19,443 views
  63. Madonna: Fuglier Than A Keebler Elf
    By: | | 18,742 views
  64. First Look At Oliver Stone's George W. Bush Movie
    By: | | 3,880 views
  65. Dancing With The Children of Men!
    By: | | 9,451 views
  66. Lindsay Lohan Is Boring, But FoxNews Doesn't Care
    By: | | 6,417 views
  67. Gwyneth Paltrow Helps Kate Moss Have Crack Baby
    By: | | 3,994 views
  68. Maxim Strays From Journalistic Excellence?
    By: | | 7,715 views
  69. The Academy Awards Has Writers?
    By: | | 4,160 views
  70. Imagine No Frivolous Lawsuits
    By: | | 68,510 views
  71. Spice Girls Taking It Hard From Down Under
    By: | | 7,095 views
  72. Cracked Science Corner!!!!!11!!
    By: | | 4,307 views
  73. Stone Temple Pilots vs. New Kids on the Block
    By: | | 3,630 views
  74. Jack to Heath: "Told Ya So! (Dead Dumb Ass)"
    By: | | 4,899 views
  75. Go Ask Alice... If Buffy Is Delusional
    By: | | 7,168 views
  76. My Blogging Promise
    By: | | 3,842 views
  77. Rudy Giuliani: A Protector Against All Evils
    By: | | 2,044 views
  78. How Hot Is THAT?: Penelope Cruz Edition
    By: | | 4,209 views
  79. More Like Hannah Mon-Lesbo, Amiright?
    By: | | 35,286 views
  80. eBay Loves Kate Moss
    By: | | 6,764 views
  81. I Am Legend(ary at begging to be misquoted)
    By: | | 17,521 views
  82. Celebrity Quotes Quiz
    By: | | 5,227 views
  83. Republican Sketch Artist At Large
    By: | | 2,980 views
  84. Smells Like A Gross Exaggeration
    By: | | 10,154 views
  85. Lance Bass Doesn't Know A Lot About Being Gay
    By: | | 13,818 views
  86. Fox News Science Fun!
    By: | | 13,574 views
  87. Ross Wolinsky: Wacky Blogger or The Anti-Christ?
    By: | | 5,742 views
  88. Starpulse And Wide Open Ass???!!!
    By: | | 6,353 views
  89. Another Dating Show With No Balls
    By: | | 4,510 views
  90. Stairway To... Let's Say About The 9th Floor
    By: | | 3,553 views
  91. What Me Found In A Storage Bin?
    By: | | 9,440 views
  92. Presidential Candidates Embracing Internet Fads!
    By: | | 4,337 views
  93. An Open Letter To Ricky Gervais
    By: | | 4,399 views
  94. Moby Dick'd Over
    By: | | 1,778 views
  95. See What Sticks
    By: | | 5,057 views
  96. Sex And The City: Give The People What They Want!
    By: | | 7,774 views
  97. Nothing Says David Bowie Like Discount Prices
    By: | | 4,566 views
  98. More Like Sienna Later!
    By: | | 1,698 views
  99. How Can You Top Wonderwall?
    By: | | 6,264 views
  100. Evolution Update: Only 993 Years Left To Choose Teams!
    By: | | 4,680 views
  101. The Spice Girls Just Keep Getting Hotter
    By: | | 10,685 views
  102. The Answer Is Blowin' Pollution Into The Wind
    By: | | 6,768 views
  103. Science Fiction/Fact Mash-Up Predictions
    By: | | 3,134 views
  104. Boyfriend Trouble For Goldie's Spawn
    By: | | 1,874 views
  105. My Femme-ical Romance
    By: | | 3,358 views
  106. New Police Album! (If You Can Only Read Headlines)
    By: | | 2,011 views
  107. Clay Aiken is Gay Fakin' For Jesus
    By: | | 3,601 views
  108. The Hits Keep Coming...
    By: | | 1,508 views
  109. Halle Berry Digs Waters Sports (Sort Of)
    By: | | 10,485 views
  110. Adoption Is Slimming
    By: | | 2,202 views
  111. Farrah Fawcett Arrested For Carrying A Concealed Tumor
    By: | | 2,997 views
  112. Dirty Sexy Money: Crappy Silly Show(y)
    By: | | 3,593 views
  113. President Bush: [pronounced "DOOSH-Bahg"]
    By: | | 11,173 views
  114. Bow Before Professor Aragon --- Lord of the Dweebs!
    By: | | 2,164 views

Videos

  1. 5 Moments from 'Avatar' That Are Suspiciously Familiar
    By: | | 413,163 views
  2. Most Baffling Christmas Song Ever (Courtesy of Bob Dylan)
    By: | | 177,086 views
  3. The 5 Most Baffling Moments from the New Moon Trailer
    By: | | 276,465 views
  4. Hate by Numbers Season 3: Monday 11.16.09
    By: | | 47,935 views
  5. CNN s New Journalism Strategy: Out-Dumbass The Internet
    By: | | 141,843 views
  6. The 8 Least Original Moments in 'New' Bruce Willis Trailer
    By: | | 167,922 views
  7. Fox News Boob Filled Report on the Stimulus Package
    By: | | 205,661 views
  8. Paris Hilton: Secretly a Genius?
    By: | | 221,119 views
  9. HBN 35: The Extended Director s Cut
    By: | | 29,491 views
  10. A Preview of Glenn Beck's Insane Comedy Tour
    By: | | 75,468 views
  11. Hate by Numbers Returns: Tuesday 04.07.09
    By: | | 47,194 views
  12. The Last Ever Hate by Numbers?
    By: | | 72,516 views
  13. 5 Great Background Performances: The Extended Version
    By: | | 109,227 views
  14. CNN Officially Kills Journalism With Pun-Filled Report
    By: | | 88,378 views
  15. 5 Reasons You'll Hate The Movie 'Twilight'
    By: | | 371,804 views
  16. Japan Fights Economic Crisis with Real-Life LOLcat
    By: | | 77,552 views
  17. Wal-Mart Makes The Worst Movie of All-Time
    By: | | 102,872 views
  18. Worst Hate by Numbers Ever
    By: | | 74,026 views
  19. CNN Gets Waaay Too Excited About Dakota Fanning 'Sex'
    By: | | 238,936 views
  20. CNN Finds Another Excuse to Report on Boobs
    By: | | 216,768 views
  21. Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Politics (and Logic) on CNN
    By: | | 114,304 views
  22. Psychic Kids See Dead People, You See Awful 'Reality' TV
    By: | | 130,444 views
  23. Hate by Numbers: Nancy Grace vs. A Child Killer
    By: | | 96,662 views
  24. CNN Turns Video of Great Boobs Into Bad Television
    By: | | 202,280 views
  25. 6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song
    By: | | 176,085 views
  26. The Most Irresponsible Science Lesson Ever Taught
    By: | | 184,215 views
  27. Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk About Sex
    By: | | 124,967 views
  28. 5 Reasons You're Going to Hate 'Hancock'
    By: | | 122,071 views

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