G-Stone

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  • Real Name: Gladstone
  • Location: New York.
  • Member Since: October 16th, 2007
  • Last Seen: September 26th, 2014 2:13 am
  • Personal tag line: It was completely round, but I couldn't roll it.
  • Message board posts: 86

About G-Stone

Gladstone has been a columnist here since forever. His forthcoming novel, Notes from the Internet Apocalypse, published by Thomas Dunne, will be available for purchase in early 2014.

Articles

Caring For Your Pet Aiken

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Caring For Your Pet Lohan

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Messages From Katie Couric

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Selections from Lindsay Lohan"s AA Diary

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John Kerry Tries To Tell Other Jokes

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Mel Gibson"s Police Report

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Columns

4 Things People Mistake for Signs of Aging

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3 Reasons Never to Use the Term 'Friendzone'

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5 Ways the Internet Steals Your Soul

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5 Sentences You Never Have to Finish

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10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)

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The 7 Biggest Lies Told on Social Media

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The World Is Built for Four and Who Cares?

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6 Ways to Not Suck at Stand-Up Comedy

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5 Types of People Who Ruin Every Story

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6 Seemingly Simple Tasks Everybody Sucks At

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The 6 Types of Profile Pics and What They Mean

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The 4 Types of Bar: A Survival Guide

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The 5 Stupidest Ways People Try to Look Smart

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5 Things We All Want (But Don't Deserve)

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3 Kinds of People That Need to Go Away

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5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over

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6 Simple Pleasures Life Will Not Let You Have

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The 5 Most Ruined Orgasms in Cinema History

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5 Artists Who Stopped Sucking Out of Nowhere

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5 Things I Learned by Quitting the Internet

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The 5 Most Overused Jokes On the Internet

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How Doctor Who Became My Religion

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5 Rock Radio Classics That Actually Suck

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5 Reasons Life is Better After Age 30

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If The Internet Disappeared: Liberty

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5 Things from the 70s We Want Back

| 797,592 views

An Open Letter To American Express

| 165,204 views

3 Classic April Fool's Day Pranks!

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Cracked.com Writes A Movie!

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My Break Up Letter To Regina Spektor

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HBN Says Goodbye

| 10,346 views

CNN Mistakes Boobs For News

| 19,156 views

HBN Needs Your Help

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No HBN Today.

| 2,424 views

Hate By Numbers Is On Vacation

| 5,115 views

Madonna: Fuglier Than A Keebler Elf

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Dancing With The Children of Men!

| 10,061 views

The Academy Awards Has Writers?

| 4,610 views

Imagine No Frivolous Lawsuits

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Cracked Science Corner!!!!!11!!

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Go Ask Alice... If Buffy Is Delusional

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My Blogging Promise

| 4,281 views

How Hot Is THAT?: Penelope Cruz Edition

| 5,731 views

More Like Hannah Mon-Lesbo, Amiright?

| 39,790 views

eBay Loves Kate Moss

| 9,002 views

Celebrity Quotes Quiz

| 6,777 views

Republican Sketch Artist At Large

| 3,589 views

Smells Like A Gross Exaggeration

| 12,365 views

Fox News Science Fun!

| 15,330 views

Starpulse And Wide Open Ass???!!!

| 7,359 views

Another Dating Show With No Balls

| 7,076 views

What Me Found In A Storage Bin?

| 10,296 views

An Open Letter To Ricky Gervais

| 7,716 views

Moby Dick'd Over

| 2,282 views

See What Sticks

| 5,732 views

More Like Sienna Later!

| 2,083 views

How Can You Top Wonderwall?

| 7,418 views

The Spice Girls Just Keep Getting Hotter

| 12,194 views

Boyfriend Trouble For Goldie's Spawn

| 2,335 views

My Femme-ical Romance

| 4,921 views

Clay Aiken is Gay Fakin' For Jesus

| 4,598 views

The Hits Keep Coming...

| 1,938 views

Halle Berry Digs Waters Sports (Sort Of)

| 12,769 views

Adoption Is Slimming

| 2,729 views

Dirty Sexy Money: Crappy Silly Show(y)

| 4,811 views

President Bush: [pronounced "DOOSH-Bahg"]

| 12,053 views

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