G-Stone

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  • Real Name: Gladstone
  • Location: New York.
  • Member Since: October 16th, 2007
  • Last Seen: September 1st, 2014 1:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: It was completely round, but I couldn't roll it.
  • Message board posts: 85

About G-Stone

Gladstone has been a columnist here since forever. His forthcoming novel, Notes from the Internet Apocalypse, published by Thomas Dunne, will be available for purchase in early 2014.

Articles

Caring For Your Pet Aiken

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Caring For Your Pet Lohan

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Messages From Katie Couric

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Selections from Lindsay Lohan"s AA Diary

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John Kerry Tries To Tell Other Jokes

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Mel Gibson"s Police Report

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Columns

5 Ways the Internet Steals Your Soul

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5 Sentences You Never Have to Finish

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10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)

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The 7 Biggest Lies Told on Social Media

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The World Is Built for Four and Who Cares?

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6 Ways to Not Suck at Stand-Up Comedy

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5 Types of People Who Ruin Every Story

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6 Seemingly Simple Tasks Everybody Sucks At

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The 6 Types of Profile Pics and What They Mean

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The 4 Types of Bar: A Survival Guide

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The 5 Stupidest Ways People Try to Look Smart

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5 Things We All Want (But Don't Deserve)

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3 Kinds of People That Need to Go Away

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5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over

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6 Simple Pleasures Life Will Not Let You Have

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The 5 Most Ruined Orgasms in Cinema History

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5 Artists Who Stopped Sucking Out of Nowhere

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5 Things I Learned by Quitting the Internet

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The 5 Most Overused Jokes On the Internet

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How Doctor Who Became My Religion

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5 Rock Radio Classics That Actually Suck

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5 Reasons Life is Better After Age 30

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If The Internet Disappeared: Liberty

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5 Things from the 70s We Want Back

| 796,765 views

An Open Letter To American Express

| 165,113 views

3 Classic April Fool's Day Pranks!

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Cracked.com Writes A Movie!

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My Break Up Letter To Regina Spektor

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HBN Says Goodbye

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CNN Mistakes Boobs For News

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HBN Needs Your Help

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No HBN Today.

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Hate By Numbers Is On Vacation

| 5,104 views

Madonna: Fuglier Than A Keebler Elf

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Dancing With The Children of Men!

| 10,045 views

The Academy Awards Has Writers?

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Imagine No Frivolous Lawsuits

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Cracked Science Corner!!!!!11!!

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Go Ask Alice... If Buffy Is Delusional

| 8,705 views

My Blogging Promise

| 4,270 views

How Hot Is THAT?: Penelope Cruz Edition

| 5,701 views

More Like Hannah Mon-Lesbo, Amiright?

| 39,770 views

eBay Loves Kate Moss

| 8,993 views

Celebrity Quotes Quiz

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Republican Sketch Artist At Large

| 3,579 views

Smells Like A Gross Exaggeration

| 12,334 views

Fox News Science Fun!

| 15,310 views

Starpulse And Wide Open Ass???!!!

| 7,345 views

Another Dating Show With No Balls

| 7,060 views

What Me Found In A Storage Bin?

| 10,282 views

An Open Letter To Ricky Gervais

| 7,698 views

Moby Dick'd Over

| 2,271 views

See What Sticks

| 5,716 views

More Like Sienna Later!

| 2,074 views

How Can You Top Wonderwall?

| 7,397 views

The Spice Girls Just Keep Getting Hotter

| 12,174 views

Boyfriend Trouble For Goldie's Spawn

| 2,324 views

My Femme-ical Romance

| 4,896 views

Clay Aiken is Gay Fakin' For Jesus

| 4,573 views

The Hits Keep Coming...

| 1,927 views

Halle Berry Digs Waters Sports (Sort Of)

| 12,747 views

Adoption Is Slimming

| 2,716 views

Dirty Sexy Money: Crappy Silly Show(y)

| 4,799 views

President Bush: [pronounced "DOOSH-Bahg"]

| 12,038 views

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