On Tuesday night, Katie Couric ended her debut broadcast as the first female anchor of the evening news by asking viewers to submit ideas for her sign off. Since far more people read CRACKED.com than watch the CBS Evening News, we figured we'd tell the world about their little contest and create one of our own. We're asking you to submit your own signoffs. The funniest submission will win a free RCA MP3 player and will have their submission read on the air by Katie Couric. OK, that last part isn't true, but you will win an MP3 player. Here are a few sign offs to get you started.
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.