Cracked Archive - Music
Uh ... The Beatles Concerts Were Pretty Terrible
I want to hold your ha--I SAID I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND!
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- By Cedric Voets
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8 Rock Star Tour Requests That Are A Recipe For Madness
The amazing thing about being an ultra-celebrity is the ability to make stupid demands and have them met with fawning acquiescence.
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- By Mac Faber
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Music Mystery: Paul Simon's Kid-Friendly Song ... Is About Abuse?
It really gives a whole new meaning to the term 'radical priest.'
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Music Mystery - No One Knows How Old Mariah Carey Is
This stuff goes all the way to the Library of Congress.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Smash Songs With Incredibly Bizarre Origins
Sometimes, the inspiration for a song is not only unexpected but downright banana pants.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Get A Master's Degree In The Beatles (For $25,000)
A hard day's night of cramming for the mod finals.
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- By Cedric Voets
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27 Facts About The 27 Club
These musicians may not have been cursed, but they still did have some pretty strange deaths.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Daft Punk: How Much Did They Rip-Off?
The duo broke-up, but their thievery lives on forever.
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- By JM McNab
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Music Mystery: Jandek Is Music's Banksy AND Tommy Wiseau Wrapped In One
The music for people who love to hate music.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Musical Acts That Make Me Glad The Internet Exists
The absolute best use of the internet is to discover music you had zero clue existed before.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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We Can Now Rickroll People In 4k, With New, Eerily Crisp, Remaster
Click on this article. You definitely won't get Rickrolled.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Stereotype Shredder: 4 Things To Remind You That 'Alpha Males' Are BS
Ruin your YouTube history by searching the term, and you'll find countless grifter guides on how to transform yourself into one of these 'titans' ...
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- By Mark Hill
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Jeep Pulls Bruce Springsteen's Commercial After New DWI Details Emerge
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- By Carly Tennes
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Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Is 10 Years Old Today
It may be a Wednesday, but as long as we have Rebecca Black, it'll always be Friday somewhere on the internet.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Ways Reality Has Become Bad Cyberpunk
Sometimes science-fiction becomes real-life garbage.
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- By Michael Dawson
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