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6 Movies With Uplifting Messages (That Can Kill You)
Believe in yourself and you can perform brain surgery!
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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984 6 TV Shows That Completely Lost Their Shit
The creators of these shows took them down in a blaze of batshit insane glory, and we were there to watch.
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- By Evan Hoovler
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- 579
5 Inspiring Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
Hey, thanks Pablo Escobar!
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- By Kristi Harrison
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- 526
5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things ... With Their Penises
Sex keeps the animal kingdom going and to meet this task, some have evolved penises that are a cape and a mask away from fighting crime.
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- By Steven Stauffer
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The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All Time
Christmas is the perfect time to disappoint your children.
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- By Ben Dennison
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- 348
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6 Lord of the Rings Characters Who Totally Dropped The Ball
In our never ending quest to expose fictional cinematic incompetence, we're going to take a hard look at characters from The Lord of the Rings trilogy who screwed the pooch at key moments.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- 1003
Cracked Round-Up: Say No To Drugs Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The Spambot Who Seduced Me: A True Story of Forbidden Love
I will hold out hope that she was murdered while writing me back.
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- By Soren Bowie
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- 247
'Avatar' Is Horribly Written, Way Too Long, Totally Worth It
Until the last 40 minutes of Avatar, there's never been a James Cameron aerial battle, all swooping and banking and pew-pew in grand Lucasian style circa 1977. And then he does it, and it is fucking glorious to behold.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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- 320
5 Things Hollywood Reuses More Than Plots
It's a depressing notion for aspiring actors that they'll likely not make it in Hollywood. It's an even more depressing notion that a scream has a longer list of acting credits than they ever will.
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- By Dan Seitz
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5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon
Where are the jumpsuits?
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- By Matthew Hayden
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- 206
Reminder: 12 'Sexy' Ads That Will Give You Nightmares
In the wrong hands a sexy ad can turn into the stuff nightmares are made of. Not even sexy nightmares, either.
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- By Ian Fortey
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The 7 Most Pointlessly Horrifying Plastic Surgery Procedures
Plastic surgery has blessed us with something our forefathers never had: huge boobs on skinny girls. But science, and shallow people with extra money to throw around, were not satisfied with that miracle.
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- By Mike Volz
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If 'New Moon' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
ROBERT PATTINSON: Don't worry Kristen, I will protect you by hurling you against a wall and into a glass table!
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- By The Editing Room
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- 261
6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are dicks. Guess which camp science is in?
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- By Matthew Hayden
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