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Matthew Hayden

I'm a freelance writer who can and does write on just about any topic under the sun and am always looking for new opportunities. They don't even have to be writing related, I'll mow your lawn if the price is right!

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5 Economic Collapses More Ridiculous Than This One

History is full of economic idiocy, and here are five economic collapses that make 2010 feel like the Renaissance.

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: February 28, 2010

7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports

Step one to improving your sport of choice: add a motorized vehicle.

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: February 21, 2010

8 Horribly Misguided 'Futuristic' Video Game Controllers

Just in case you need another reason to fondle your genitals.

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: January 24, 2010

7 Movies You Didn't Know Can Come True (With Mental Illness)

Which mental disorder allows us to make out with Scarlett Johansson?

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: January 13, 2010

5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon

Where are the jumpsuits?

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: December 10, 2009

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are dicks. Guess which camp science is in?

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: December 07, 2009

6 People Who Faked Their Own Death (For Ridiculous Reasons)

We can admit that sometimes it might make sense to fake your death. You know, like if you're on the run from the mob, or something. Or you could go a totally different route and fake your death for a really asinine reason. Kind of like these people...

Authors: By Jeff Kelly, Matthew Hayden
Published: November 06, 2009

6 Insane Sports Stories That Will Make You Believe In Curses

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: April 03, 2009

The 7 Most Horrifying Parasites on the Planet

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: March 30, 2009

6 Dream Jobs That Would Actually Suck

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: February 22, 2009

8 Awesome Cars They Won't Let You Buy

Authors: By Matthew Hayden
Published: February 19, 2009