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- Real Name:
- The Editing Room
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- December 09, 2009
About Me
The Editing Room creates Abridged Scripts for popular movies. What's an Abridged Script, you ask? Think of them like Cliff's Notes for popular movies, except that Cliff is an asshole because he thinks your favorite movie sucks.
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If 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - "Alright, the whole world is about to forget that Tom Holland is Spider-Man, which is exactly what Sony keeps threatening Disney with every time they have to renegotiate the rights."
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If 'Eternals' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
KUMAIL NANJIANI (gesticulating wildly) - 'You can't tell I had barely any time to prep for this dance number, right?'
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If 'Shang-Chi' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
AWKWAFINA (gawking in amazement) "Say what? My totally ripped best friend of ten years can throw a punch? What else are you hiding, my dude?"
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If 'Black Widow' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
'And so, SCARLETT settles into her quiet adventure of surviving alone off the land. But this ain't the MINARI CINEMATIC UNIVERSE ...'
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If 'Mortal Kombat' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
'That’s right, everybody, it’s me, classic Mortal Kombat character ... (checks script) 'Cole Young?' Wait, who the hell is that?'
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If 'Zack Snyder's Justice League' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
WONDER GADOT: (pause) "So how many of these newly added scenes are just repeating plot points five different ways?"
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If 'Wonder Woman 1984' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
'Thanks to 'Batman v Superman' I must preserve this bizarre alternate timeline, where nobody in 1984 has heard of Princess Diana!'
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If The Hobbit Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
RICHARD ARMITAGE: That does it, Manu, I'm challenging you! There's no way we'd do an entire movie without accomplishing SOME benchmark, so either YOU'RE gonna die, or I'M gonna die, or at least SOMEONE will ACTUALLY ACHIEVE SOMETHING!
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If 'Django' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
CHRISTOPH shoots all the SLAVE TRADERS and FOUR GALLONS OF BLOOD spurt onto the screen, followed by SIX MORE GALLONS of BLOOD.
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If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
hanks so much for tearing my baby out of me with your mouth and turning me into this dead man-hunting monster.
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