Portland, OR

Real Name:
Bobby Roberts
Member Since:
September 20, 2009

About Me

I used to write movie reviews and other pop-culture musings on a semi-regular basis for Cracked. I also bullshit for a living at www.cortandfatboy.com, home of an hourlong daily podcast about news, pop-culture, and whatever other garbage flits into our tiny brains. Also available via iTunes. And if you want to hear me remixing your pop-culture drenched past, tinyurl.com/geekremixed should just about do it.

Clash of the Titans: Badass Metal Video, S#!t Movie

If you arm yourself with headphones and enough Iron Maiden to make your ears want to fight each other, you get the most epic metal video ever put on film. While I didn't have the foresight to bring my own soundtrack canceling apparatus, in hindsight 'Clash of the Titans' almost makes more sense viewed as a collection of moving metal-album co

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