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5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes on Kids' Comic Book Covers
A quick perusal of kids' comic book covers can tell you that the stories upon these pages can be the stuff of freaking nightmares.
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- By Adam Hirschfeld
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- 420
10 Offensive Ads You Won't Believe Are From the Last Decade
These ad execs took these messages, then twisted them until they were confusing, hurtful, or downright disturbing. Then they crapped on them.
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- By Pat Carnell, A.C. Grimes
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- 1376
6 Smart Movie Characters Who Do Incredibly Dumb Things
Sometimes these supposed geniuses make decisions that even a WWE staff writer would find patently ridiculous.
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- By Nyameye Dwomo-Anokye
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5 Insane Myths Your Grandma Told You (Science Says Are True)
Some folk cures and bizarre warnings have stuck around for a reason, and it just took science a while to catch up.
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- By Welldone Quibranza, XJ Selman, Michael Hossey
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- 684
5 Things They Don't Tell You When You Leave the Army
While the military tries its best to show you things like how to write a resume or claim GI Bill benefits, there are some parts of everyday post-combat life they fail to mention.
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- By JD Cano
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- 1009
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5 Unrealistic Movie Plot Twists That Really Happened IRL
Even stranger than when truth is stranger than fiction is when truth is exactly as strange as fiction, right down to the unfeasible little details that would make you roll your eyes and change the channel.
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- By Eric Yosomono, Rev. Les Crowley
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- 335
5 People Who Became Unwitting Tourist Attractions
Sometimes, fame means little more than taking a full-time job as a depressing sideshow freak. Just ask some of the people who had the misfortune to become human tourist attractions.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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- 248
The 6 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction (Pt. 4)
Here are six challenging pieces of fan fiction you can use to ruin any pleasant memories you might have had of the characters involved.
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- By Eric A.
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- 765
The 94 Most Badass Soldiers Who Ever Lived
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 329
5 Shockingly Unexpected Cures for Common Health Problems
The cure was inside you all along. Well, you have the ability to put it inside you anyways.
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- By Matt Farmer, Ivan Farkas
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- 788
5 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers (Part 3)
These select groups of gifted individuals, whether they were born better than us or simply became so over time, have abilities that make them stronger, keener, faster ... and probably totally smug about it, too.
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- By Xavier Jackson, Dennis Fulton, Carmen Burana
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- 483
6 WTF Video Game Ads That Traumatized Their Audiences
If the purpose of a video game commercial is to deeply terrify your young fan base so profoundly that they wouldn't dare forget your product, the creators of the following doses of nightmare elixir succeeded brilliantly.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Peter File
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- 512
5 Amazing Wizard Tricks You Can Do With Basic Math
While only the highest Numerati may understand the spellcraft that makes our modern wonders possible, even a Level 1 Math Wizard wielding basic fourth grade arithmetic can pull off seemingly impossible feats.
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- By Teddem Yee
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- 476
5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes Hidden in Children's Cartoons
Cartoon writers have the unenviable task of creating something a toddler will love, without it making mom or the babysitter want to blow their own brains out. Yet some of the stuff they slip past censors is pretty shocking.
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- By Matt Pass, Dennis Fulton, Jeetesh, Carolyn Burke, Cole Norton
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- 949
5 Sites That Prove the U.S. Government Sucks at the Internet
These were all funded by your tax dollars, of course.
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- By Gavin Jamieson
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- 403