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6 Famous Writers Who Secretly Wrote Insane Pieces Of Trash

Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.

Authors: By Michael Hossey, Abraham Mireles, Tara Marie
Published: November 02, 2017

7 Everyday Experiences Other Countries Do Waaay Differently

There's always that ONE country.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: June 25, 2017

7 Freaky Ways Your Body Can Flat Out Betray You

Here are seven real disorders that make your brain as reliable as a shady fake news site.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: June 19, 2017

6 WTF Challenges Soldiers Face (That You Won’t Believe)

Today's modern soldiers have to contend with things you never did when playing with G.I. Joes in your bedroom.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: March 23, 2017

7 International Crime Sprees (That Are Totally WTF But Real)

What's shocking isn't that these weird felonies exist, but the fact that somewhere in the world, they happen often enough to be considered trends.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: March 08, 2017

5 Ways Losing The Presidency Sucks Even More Than You Think

Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: September 14, 2016

6 Amazing Inventions You're Being Denied For Stupid Reasons

There are some very basic things that are standing in the way of the sci-fi future we were promised.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: August 31, 2016

Parts Of The World You're Picturing Totally Wrong

Kalymykia is a Buddhist republic in Russia. You read that right.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: June 21, 2016

7 Insane Movie Scenes That Are Shockingly Common In Reality

If you find yourself being arrested for armed robbery, you can always blame it on someone else who was wearing a mask of your face.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: April 12, 2016

7 WTF Ways Seemingly Innocent Companies Screw Their Workers

There are so many serious injuries sustained at Ashley Furniture that we wouldn't be surprised if the head office was running an Amputee Pool.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: March 09, 2016

8 Hilariously Offensive Artworks Featuring Famous Presidents

WARNING: This article gets increasingly deranged as it advances. Cracked is not responsible for your psychologist bills.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: February 21, 2016

7 Insane Problems We'll Have To Deal With In The Future

Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: December 22, 2015

The 6 Most Badass Secret Spy Missions America Got Away With

Sometimes stealing a helicopter is as simple as swooping in at night and taking it while no one is looking. Seriously.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: November 24, 2015

7 Ways Restaurants Screw You Over (With Science)

Everything from where you sit to the fake smells restaurants throw your way are making a damn fool out you.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: November 19, 2015

6 Shady Ways The Media Makes Millennials Look Like Idiots

Look, folks, portraying the youth of today as Archie and Jughead hopped up on The Weeknd and emojis isn't going to make the world a less stupid place.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: November 15, 2015

6 Famous Films That Were Hell Behind The Scenes

Really, these visionaries were committing crimes against humanity.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: November 13, 2015

The 13 Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes Ever Made

The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: October 25, 2015

6 True Stories That Prove Local News Is Creepy As Hell

Pick up any small-town newspaper and you'll see a special section reserved for stuff straight out of a bad episode of 'X-Files.'

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: October 07, 2015

8 Real Ad Campaigns Straight Out Of The Bowels Of Hell

Like all of us, even the savviest of Don Drapers will sometimes just plain ol' shit the bed.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: September 23, 2015

6 Insane Military Training Techniques Designed To Break You

Military training techniques vary a lot from country to country: Some are insanely elaborate, some are insanely cruel, and some are fine just being plain old insane.

Authors: By Michael Hossey
Published: September 01, 2015