Some say that Barack Obama looks like a lycanthropic Tony Shalhoub. Others speculate that the Commander in Chief's cavernous crow's feet hide mutineer treasure that's been buried in his visage since the mid-1500s. But one thing's for certain: Obama has never been seen in public, ever, as no president has revealed his executive visage to the public since the adoption of The Shadowmaster Act of 1834.
Wow, The Stars Of Hollywood's Golden Age!
James Dean was known throughout his life as a "Rebel Without a Cause." Historians aren't sure why he was called such, but scholars suspect "the cause" was "a strong dislike of peeling off historians' faces." (PS: The historians aren't sure. Because they're all faceless and dead.)
Marilyn Monroe is most famous for her groundbreaking role as Glenn Close's body double in 102 Dalmatians. For best results, live in a cave for several weeks prior to wearing this mask to truly capture Norma Jeane's famed translucent cave fish epidermis. Up next, here's Elvis himself! Looking like somebody, Elvis!
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