Bozo The (Unmedicated Schizophrenic) Clown: Man Comics
For eleven issues, Man Comics has been bringing you the hardest, fattest, prematuriest, safest, punchiest, angriest, fuckingest, and manliest action comedy in all of adult graphic literature. If Man Comics puts a yard stick next to its penis, all the numbers fight for the 36" position. Man Comics is such a man that it pays child support on children that exploded in the womb. This month features action! Mental Clown Health! Racism-Based Time Travel! grraaaaarrhh! Man Comics!!!
IT'S HOT DOG PAST HOT DOG PM!!!
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-Ow. Porky pick that crazy m**********r up. I'm going to kill his white ass ONE MORE TIME.
Reply-W-what?
I'm crying, man. I'm crying.
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ReplyI love this comic so much I would f**k it.
ReplyThe Saul Saltine was hilarious!!
ReplyPage 2, 4th panel, is Sparky's dad shooting something out of his crotch?
ReplyCHICKEN!!
ReplyHytsterical.
This is insanely sexy.
Reply'His tender beauty is not for you!'
Reply'Wait, what?'
I laughed so loudly on that line, but this whole comic has me in tears.
WRONG! YOUR FATHER DIES NAKED AND WRONG!
ReplyI actually am a schizophrenic clown, and I was not offended.
Replya tip for the curious; the night fools you every night, that's its job
I believe this.
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Sorry to be the spoiler, but in the last part where it says in spanish. means: "Yes, I bother"
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou're wrong. "yes, I bother" translates: "sí, molesto" or: "sí, yo molesto". The classic "do not disturb" in spanish is: "no molestar".
"sí(,) moleste" is like: "yes, disturb". it's like give permission to bother or something like that.
It doesn't matter because Spanish doesn't matter because it's not English.
I'm pretty sure it's actually Spanglish for "Yes, molestation".
The trick is to look at the context cues, such as the part where that blond rapist was going to molest that saltine kid.
AIEEE! AAIIIEEEE!!! THE NIGHT HAS TRICKED US AGAIN!
ReplyYOUR FATHER DIES NAKED AND WRONG!
these are awesome and all, as always...but it was missing something. i'm kinda upset...where the hell was popsicle pete?!! NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
ReplyLoved the Saul Saltine comic, I hope you do more of him.
ReplyI hope you do more Saul Saltine. I love the way you mess with the stereotypes these classic comic pages, and its great to have a modern day personality among them, I think it adds more.
ReplyYe f**king Gods. Epic.
ReplyMagnificent!
ReplyBrilliant!
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