Man Comics: Number One Adventure Series Among Non-Pussies!
Before this week's heart-pounding and hand-jobbing thrills, I want to thank all the people who have made Man Comics the #1 adventure series among non-pussies. This issue features the first appearance of courageous Major Mars, America's #1 Space Soldier! Action! Punches! Fuck! Man Comics!
"I'm just holding this guys brains in until the paramedics wake up". f*****g hilarious. I don't care how wrong it sounds, if I was a girl, I'd f**k Seanbaby's guts out just for being so damn funny.
ReplyChuck Norris runs in fear of The PUNCHMASTER...
ReplyI agree with the sentiment, but a Chuck Norris line? In 2011? For shame.
The second kid said his name was Dennis and Mike...
Reply"Jesus, Punchmaster slept till' Punch Pm". Absolutely hysterical!
ReplyAIEEEEEEE!
ReplyFunniest reaction to someone getting shot/punched/falling/anything
"Punchmaster is not in the mood for this s**t." Another flawless victory for Seanbaby!
Reply"Oh, hi! I'm Dennis! I'm not sure what I made but it killed the f**k out of the cat! I'm Mike!" had me laughing non-stop. DAMN YOU SEANBABY AND YOUR COMEDY!
ReplyPunchmaster... versus Chuck Norris... versus Saxton Hale. I think I just came up with an idea for a Gmod movie. The question is, can anyone create a model for Punchmaster without themselves exploding or Source Engine segfaulting?
ReplyOMFG enough of the Chuck Norris shit! I'm sick of it!
PUNCHMASTER says that me punching him out is awesome!
I want more Punchmaster! :D
Reply"W-where happened?" Out of the park again good sir!
Replyterrifying thought...what happens when seanbaby runs out of popsicle pete?
ReplyHe'll bring Pete's creator back from the dead and make him draw more.
Popsicle Pete never runs out. NEVER.
I wanted Punchmaster and Captain Marvel Jr to make hot sweaty love
ReplyOuch, my stomach hurts from laughing. My diaphragm is going into spasms.
ReplyI really want to see the original comic Punchmaster is from. What the hell is the context in which he has to punch everyone?
"Im not even sure what you're applying for. that part of the page just has a fist shaped hole in it"
Reply"NOBODY HIRES THE PUNCHMASTER!"
i completely lost my s**t when he punched him for that. omfg man comics RULE!!
Why are the funniest things the most disturbing? Popsicle Pete, you stole my heart... and my soul.
Reply"Oh, hi! I'm Dennis! I'm not sure what I made but it killed the f**k out of the cat! I'm Mike!" And Seanbaby knocks it out of the park again! Popsicle Pete is my idol!!!
ReplyI can feel Popsicle Pete in my mind...
ReplyYou cannot hide your gifts in your holes!
He has always been there...
You just didn't know it...
PUNCHMASTER KICKS ASS!!!!
Replyhe PUNCHES ass
Erector, it was like metal legos that needed tools and had a electric motor. Unlike Lego, you can make things that could easily chop off fingers, maul small animals and wreak havoc and the retard neighborhood kid's toys.
ReplyPopsicle Pete makes an Erector Set guillotine for hamsters, to which they say "You are mostly knives. Erect me, erect me, father."
You have a face!
ReplyNot anymore. XD