Man Comics: Terrifying Safety Lessons for Kids
As a public service, I've put together the finest safety publication the World of Caution has ever known: Stayin' Safe With Kirk Cameron. In this issue you'll learn how to resuscitate a lingerie model, how to hide from robots, how a banana proves God and how Popsicle Pete became what we know him(?) as today. Reading this is like wrapping a condom around your entire life and for the next several minutes, you are guaranteed not to die. That was Kirk Cameron's idea. Personally, I'm trying to kill you.
I can't stop laughing at "I wear a bib to eat cereal" I don't know why.
ReplyI was going to say the same thing. I have a favorite line from all his articles but that one just might top them all!
'I'm almost certain Newton was wrong'
Replyf*****g genius
I love the Popsicle Pete origin story!
ReplyYou've got some darkness inside you, kid
ReplyOh god Man comics are so hilarious
Need more!!!
Reply89 Tyris Flare
ReplyGolden, AX
I GET IT!
I see what they did there..
I don't... care to 'splain?
When are we getting more Man Comics?? That s**t is gold.
Replyso awesome i love you sean baby
ReplySo now we know Popsicle Pete's awful origin.
Replyyou can have my baby!
Reply"Let's let the hate build before we kill him."
ReplySeanbaby is my f**king hero!
f**k, I've just laughed so hard my coffee sprayed out of my nose and everyone in the office now thinks I'm even more of a wierdo than before. Curse you Seanbaby! Keep the funny comics comin' me owd.
Reply"You've got some darkness inside you, kid" - omg i laughed so hard with this one i almost had a heart attack ! hahahahaha
ReplyThis feels... RIGHT !
Everyone will think you're an ordinary archery target!
Replyseriously this needs to be weekly thing, these comics are f**king awesome!
ReplyOH GOD THE FACES AND PENISES WERE EVERYWHERE
ReplyCHATROULETTE
Isabelle scored
Seanbaby does it again. This is serious lulz right here.
ReplyThis series is officially the best thing on Cracked, had to fight very hard not to break down into hysterical laughter at work. Damn you Seanbaby, stop trying to get me fired!!
ReplyOh man, the whole thing had me consistently laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe, but the Popsicle Pete origin was epic.
Replydamn it, seanbaby. your mancomics are so f**kin awesome, they inspire me to become a better person. or worse, as what my peers have noticed.
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