If Classic Comic Books Were Written for Women (By Men)
I sometimes feel like women don't get enough entertainment. Females make up nearly a quarter of the world's population and yet we treat them like they're not even there until we need lowfat frozen yogurt eaten from our genitals and then cleaned off the carpet if they don't mind. What do they do when they're not giving us Popsicle Petes?
Two weeks ago, I developed Man Comics: Comics For Men, mostly to see how much hair I could grow on the chest of Cracked readers. Today I'm doing the same thing, only for the ladies.
WAIT! I'm still stuck on a quarter of the world's population. Thats not true right? Cracked's the only form of news I have.
ReplySo many Cracked readers don't seem to know what satire means.
ReplyThis saddens me.
The ad at the end was for lesbian singles.. excuse me while I click on it
ReplyThat is so funny! Mine was for "LDS singles!" Haha
Mine said click her for old gay men that have lowered their standards. :(
This was hilarious. I do believe SB is my favorite.... whatever they call you genius-spewing bastards! Love your articles. This was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
Replyas a woman and a feminist, i would like to say that i made a cracked account solely to comment on this and say that these are f**king awesome and I demand more "It's Nancy" POSTHASTE.
ReplyThe ad at the end was for Women For Women International.
ReplyMy ad was for "brain training games"... I guess they knew a woman was reading it!
ReplyI got Twilight merchandise ads at the end. Very poetic.
ReplyPopsicle Pete rapes my nightmares just so new ones can be born.
ReplyI'm hurting inside from laughing so much. Thank you Seanbaby!!!
ReplyDid anybody else get an ad for "drug rehab for women only" at the end of this? Funny.
ReplyThe butt tampon works great for men too. I've been sitting here for a week straight, no problem.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesthat IS gay
Gay like a fox.
More like, sitting here for a week gay!
s**t, I imagined Pete with Cobra Commander's voice and now I can't unhear it.
ReplyYou ARE aware that most of those old Romance Comics were written by people like Jack Kirby, creator of Captain America?
ReplyAlso, I was hoping for something more creative, instead of going for the cheap shots.
Same here. Wanted something a little better than "YOU'RE FAT!" in every single panel that had an adult woman in it. Sorry. :(
I want more Tina Truth
ReplyYou can't HANDLE the Tina Truth!
Tina Truth and Popsicle Pete, OTP.
ummm yea. I think I enjoyed the comments more than the comic. I don't see what everyones problem is...I'm a girl and I found the comic sorta funny. Popsicle Pete made me giggle and so did the doll. Not the best Seanbaby has ever written but good enough. 3/5
Reply"Now..battle for their remains!" Bwahahaha!
ReplyHahahahaha b***hes...
ReplyPopsicle Pete might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
ReplyI love how "It's Nancy" is now immediately followed by a link to your article about Red Dead Redemption and hating women. It's like the diabetes on the icing on the cake!
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