Man Comics: Volume Punch, Issue Dick
Man Comics has taken some criticism for being too one-dimensional in its manliness. It doesn't bother me since that's how they're designed. If they weren't comics, they'd be quad-bladed robots blasting beechwood aged beer straight up your dickhole. That's good enough for you and me, but some men don't keep it as real as us. So for our intellectual friends, I've added a mystery element to the already dangerous level of intrigue you've come to expect from Man Comics. Can you solve the mystery before the end!?
"ask me if i piss out of my butt" had me facepalm while giggling. that is some ridiculous s**t lol.
Reply"Alligators! The punches of the sea!"
Replyf**king dying with laughter.
Oh crap... that puppet isn't Willie..
ReplyWho punches the Punchmaster?
Reply"The punches of the sea"!!! Haha!
ReplyWhere's Popsicle Pete?
Behind you.
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
So goddamn funny. Seanbaby has yet to disappint on any of his articles, I feel as though all I ever take the time to comment on is praise for him.
ReplyI'm curious, what are the original comics (particularly punchmaster) you've been modifying for all these?!
Man comics. He never changed the title.
Seanbaby, whatever you're on (meth? crack? crackmeth?) you need to sell it. Make a s**tload of money.
ReplyI want what he's on. Crackmeth....its a hell of a drug.
Only Brockway's crazy-ass mind can handle crackmeth. Seanbaby mainlines testosterone and tiger blood.
Hah, I had to read this a second time to get all the funny parts: "Ordinary old lady, to the guys that through HIM in the river: Fuck you!" classic
ReplyThe best Punchmaster yet!
ReplyXD!! "I'm not comfortable with this man touching me." That's awesome. Keep up the good work.
ReplyPuchmaster is the greatest character of all time!
ReplyLong time reader, first time commenter. You've been awesome since the old EGM articles, man. Keep it up!
ReplyPopsicle Pete? Where are you!!?? :(
ReplyStill, I am intrigued by "My Afternoon as a clown"...
He's been out hunting for souls in our nightmares.
"It is absolutely not toothpaste"
ReplyLet me guess: Satan's tears?
I could sure go for some of that hair tonic right now. I got me a man sized thirst and the liquor store is closed.
ReplyHoly s**t, You did NOT go Magnus, Robot Fighter up there, did you?
ReplyMakes up for the lack of Popsicle Pete! Crossdressing PUNCHMASTER was damn awesome too.
Holy screamin' eagle s**t, this is hilarious! "Your sperm couldn't find an egg at a breakfast scramblARG!" LMFAO!
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesPerhaps the Punchmaster should face Popsicle Pete. Who would survive?
None of us...
My thoughts exactly. Could Punchmaster punch Popsicle Pete before he enters his mind?
I can only assume that the result would be some form of dimensional warp- flinging the two into a universe harboring only Punchmaster and Popsicle Pete- the moment triggering a theoretically impossible(since they're both such perfectly awesome fighters, reality would likely short circuit) battle frozen in a timeless void- the creation of which is merely to spare anyone the existentially shattering experience of witnessing something so awesome. In short, they would probably cease to exist in this universe if they tried. It'd be a damn good fight,though,theoretically.
Well, I don't think the Punchmaster can punch pure fear - *ispunched*
If you actually printed these, I would pay money for them.
ReplyDon't give him any ideas, but I pretty much would too.
Not my favorite Man Comic ever, but still up there
ReplyFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
ReplyYOU!