If Old School Comics Were Even Manlier: F#@kin'-A Comics
Man-busting action! Man-pounding thrills! Everything that man is, Man Comics rocks it! All your favorites are back! And this issue of Man Comics introduces an all-new character in Spontaneo, a reckless dog accompanied by his owner Buzz, and a girl! Does this girl hide a mysterious secret? Does this dog kick total ass? If you're a man, no part of your face will be safe!
I want to unwrap the ballerina in the Discount Dance Supply...I don't know why...
ReplyWhat is this bullshit? The link is broken? Is the article too manly for Cracked?
ReplyWTF? It seems the link is broken...
ReplyIT WILL NEVER BE YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN.
ReplyI'm going to start telling that to my 5 and 9 year old brothers.
NOBODY QUESTIONS THE PUNCHMASTER!
ReplyThat's always the best line.
Reply"You run about as well as you hold marriages togther no wonder your kid is dying, @sshole!"
That's going too far, man. Joking about his failed marriage?
This comic is for non-pussies. So get out!
Nice flashback.....
ReplyUmmm.... I can almost taste metal in the air.
I won't have another bowel movement for a month after the latest Popsicle Pete installment. I am not safe.
Replypopsicle pete genuinely scares me :(
ReplyYour fear will not save you. Popsicle Pete knows no mercy. What the-- How did you get in he- AAAHHHGGHH!!fddskfnlkndf
Did anyone else notice that there was no way out of the funhouse puzzle?
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i did. there are 2 ways you can go but none of them have exits.
the clowns win.
I am the minotaur. All clowns are the minotaur. All clowns are the minotaur. You will never have a birthday again.
There is an exit, it's just really f**king long.
Try and start from the picture of the kid and work you way out of the maze, mrawesomo. We'll wait.
I think popsicle pete is a pretty cool guy, eh ki
ReplyNONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
I would love to see more Spantaneo. I am sure there is enough material in a simple walk to keep us all entertained for years
ReplyHell yeah, cuz he does whatever the hell he wants. haha. tight
BALD EAGLE
I cannot explain why I thought the minotaur part was so funny.
ReplyBecause I am the minotaur. All Cracked commentators are the minotaur. Your comments draw us closer.
"I think it got lost on the way to its abortion"
ReplyI just peed myself
popsical pete is the devil incarnate and eats the souls of unborn infants
ReplyThe unborn are lubricant for his entry.
How could you Popsicle Pete... HOW COULD YOU?!
ReplyI AM THE MINOTAUR
ReplyALL CLOWNS ARE THE MINOTAUR
ALL CLOWNS ARE THE MINOTAUR
IT WILL NEVER BE YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN
I f**king LOVE that House of Leaves reference. At least, I think it's a House of Leaves Reference.
that's exactly what I thought, but really, it's just the story of the minotaur, which has nothing to do with House of Leaves except that it is /in/ House of Leaves.
"I am the minotaur. All clowns are the minotaur. All clowns are the minotaur. It will never be your birthday again."
ReplyWTF? xD;; this is hysterical. And yeah, I want a Popsicle Pete "None of you are safe" t-shirt too :D someone's gotta make one!
Popsicle Pete t-shirt=YES!
long live dr wertham
ReplySpontaneo and Popsicle Pete are my HEROES.
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