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Cracked Round-Up: Replacement Edition

Our usual round-up guy is out. Apologies if his temporary replacement hates all of your comments even harder.


Fortey started us off with a horribly depressing look back at our past heroes and Bucholz criticized Lost for its terribly inaccurate depiction of island lifestyle, while Cody explained his bloodfeud with John Mayer. Brockway makes us feel warm and cuddly only to turn on us like some kind of shrieking devil fox, and, finally, Seanbaby has the next edition of Man Comics.

NERD ALERT!
5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
Also? It's not cool to tell people you read Cracked every day, which makes it impossible to tell people all of the interesting facts you learned about video games. Quite the predicament.


Notable Comment:Wow, the comments section is just paragraph after paragraph of whiney nerd rage. Hundreds of people writing thousands of words either supporting or refuting the article. What happened to the good old days where you just said "Meh" and moved on?



FAT! FAAAAAAT!
8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health
See, this is why McDonalds rules: Honesty. Also? French Fries.


Notable Comment:HundesDesKrieg says "You know, everything I read in this article just makes me want to burn down society a little more..." and we'd like to personally point out that we in NO WAY endorse HundesDesKrieg. We can NOT have the burning of another society come back to Cracked.



CRAZY PICTURES!
6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck
This is why we decided to build a comedy website instead of NASA. Everyone thought we were crazy.


Notable Comment: A few people in the comments explained that it's much easier to have sex in space than we'd proposed. It's good to know so many of our readers are accomplished astronauts and NASA scientists. We'd always assumed, it's just nice to have proof.



SEX MONSTERS AND THE CITY CARTOONS!
15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters
If these posters were accurate, we would see every god damn one of these movies..


Notable Comment: Peterdestructo says "That Sex and the City one is pretty misleading. Sarah Jessica Parker's nose is way bigger than that." Nice. Niiiice.



BOOOO
8 Psychotic Overreactions by Adults at Youth Sporting Events
We once flipped out knocked out three referees at a little league game before we realized we didn't actually have any kids.


Notable Comment: Vavanator says "white people. tsk tsk tsk." Preach on, brother.





YOU YOU YOU!
27 Rejected Versions of Famous Album Covers
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contest, If Every Job Required an Election Campaign


Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.

5.27.10:

Now that I look at it, it seems obvious that Pluto wasn't a planet.
by JasonGill

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When disco died, glitter balls suffered serious neglect.
by geniuswaitress

5.26.10:

The opening scene of Fellowship of the Ring looks a lot different without CGI.
by jtague

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I hate it when by dad picks me up from school.
by metsfan

5.25.10:

British Petroleum... we'll spill our oil, make you clean it up AND poke you with a pointed stick, just to prove what assholes we can be.
by Backinblack

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Not content to simply pollute the earth, these guys decide to gangbang it.
by Julius_Goat

5.24.10:

Some girls aren't satisfied merely crushing your spirit and your dreams.
by oskhen

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I'm sorry, but Apple does not permit you to smash your iPhone with third-party hammers.
by Mr.Excalibur

5.23.10:

Why the dark shirts got to sit in the back?!?
by denton56

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I don't know about you but I'm scared shirtless.
by Dunksta

5.22.10:

Fast food, Star Wars, and no women anywhere in sight - sounds like my dorm room in college.
by Hardman

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"Help Me Obi Wan Kenobi, they forgot my Coke..."
by iantendo

5.21.10:

If this doesn't soak up that oil, nothing will.
by oilfan94

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Next on "The Deadliest game of Catch"
by RogersIB

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